Gary the Pac-Man Gamer

Bleep, bleep, bleep.

Turn.

Bloop, bloop, bloop.

Turn.

Bop, bop, bop.

Turn.

"HOLY *#% HERE COMES THAT RED ONE! AHHHHH!1!"

Turn.

Turn.

Turn.

"AHHH! THE PINK ONE! THEY'RE CLOSING IN!"

Turn.

Turn!

TURN!

"YES! A power pellet!"

Nom, nom, nom.

"Haha! You blue bastards! RUN!"

Bleep, bleep, bleep.

Bloop, bloop, bloop.

Bop, bo- PING!

"YES! Got one! That's right. Run you stupid eyeballs."

Bleep, bleep, bleep.

Bloop, bloo- PING!

"YES!"

-GARY!

-"…Yes, dear?"

-"Stop playing that damn game and take care of your baby!"

-"Yes dear…"

"I'll be back, you stupid ghosts."

"Haha! Fat chance!"

"Just 'cause you got two of us doesn't mean you can get ALL of us!"

"LOSER!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

"*#% you guys."

Gary the Pac-Man Gamer.

By Xenakisfox101112

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