Sandy's Farting Problem

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Well, well, well, here's yet another good ol' fart fanfic as per request, this time, bizarrely enough, Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob Squarepants. Y'all ladies and gentlemen enjoy while I go try and make Krabby Patties (and fail). Yee-haw!

Disclaimer: Everything in this story belongs to Nickelodeon.

It was a beautiful, sun drenched morning in Bikini Bottom, where our main stars of the story, Spongebob Squarepants and Sandy Cheeks, are heading to the Goo Lagoon today for some beachy, underwater fun.

"Well, chucks! Today's a good day for some beach bathing, 'eh Spongebob?" Sandy stated as she ribbed Spongebob.

Spongebob laughed as he slapped Sandy in the back, replying with high energy, "You said it, Sandy! It's a good thing I brougth my spatula with me today!" He squealed with joy as he pulled out his trusty old spatula, holding it proudly in the air.

"...You said you were going to leave it home." Sandy remarked flatly as she lowered her eyes, placing her hands on her hips.

Spongebob chuckled nervously as he rubbed the back of his head. "I did, but I changed my mind because Mr. Krabs insisted I bring it!"

Mr. Krabs suddenly exploded out of the sand, laughing heartily as he wrapped his red pincers around Spongebob and Sandy. "That's right, Spongeboy, me bob! Now go and pick a spot, whilst I lure in the customers!" He sighed heavenly as he watched Spongebob cheering, jumping into the air with glee. Turning to Sandy, he smiled as he opned up his left pincer. "He's a real sport, that lad."

Sandy nodded slowly in agreement as she coughed a bit. "Yeah... I kinda understand how great he is for your business, Mr. Krabs." She leered over Mr. Krabs, to see Squidward Tentacles walking onto the scene. "By the way, Squidward, why are you here?"

Squidward slowly turned his head to Sandy, sighing as he shrugged. "Don't ask. I'm being forced to work." He then went to the wooden shack that Mr. Krabs built out of nowhere.

Sandy and Mr. Krabs looked at each other as they shrugged, heading to their positions on the bach. Mr. Krabs scuttled to the front of the wooden stand, waiting for the customers to arrive.

As Sandy ran past Spongebob, she briefly stopped, feeling a strange feeling in her stomach. "What in tarnation is going on-" A quick poot came out of her suit as Sandy gasped, slapping herself across the face with her left hand. "Get it together, Cheeks! You can't get gassy! Not in front of the people!" Getting her attention back, Sandy ignored the fart she had dealt as she joined up in the volleyball scene.

Several minutes later...

"Woo! Looking good, Sandy!" One of the peering male fish shouted as they cheered Sandy on.

Sandy scoffed as she giggled. "That's nothing! Watch this!" Keeping her underwater helmet on, Sandy took off her underwater suit, much to the appeal of the male fish that were sunbathing. Sandy posed quickly as she knocked an incoming volleyball back at Larry with great strenght.

"Sandy, that was amazing!" Larry shouted back as he got out of the sand, rubbing it off him as he approached Sandy. "You wanna show me some of your moves?"

Sandy slightly blushed as she rubbed the back of her head. "Aww chucks, Larry, that's really sweet." She turned around, to see Spongebob making Krabby Patties as she faced Larry again, smiling. "Let's go kick some volleyballin' butt!"

Larry agreed as the two went to prep up for some more hardcore volleyball,as several minutes went by. By this time, Spongebob had three pyramids made entirely out of Krabby Patties, with several towers of french fries and sodas as Squidward stood at the wooden post Mr. Krabs installed. Not too far away was Plankton, who was scheming yet another one of his imfamous schemes.

"This time, Krabs, I will crush you..." Plankton started as he laughed triumphally, proclaiming loudly, "And then, I'll never have to be tortured again! Never- AHHH!"

Plankton was stepped on by accident by Patrick Star, who was slurping his pink ice cream cone. Shrugging, Patrick continued slurping his delicious ice cream as Plankton screamed, being attatched to the bottom of Patrick's right foot.