Warnings: Implication of boy on boy.
Genre: Romance, Humor
Word Count: 233
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Shikamaru would've been fine with just sitting on his hill, looking at clouds, but that couldn't happen on the best of days, with Ino yelling and Asuma smoking and everybody being so damn troublesome. Today was apparently no different.
"Hey, hey Shikamaru!"
He groaned and opened one eye to see a grinning Naruto to his right and a stoic Gaara to his left. He wondered idly when Gaara had gotten there before closing his eyes against the glare of the sun and Naruto's teeth.
"Shikamaru!" Naruto whined, falling and landing half-on him. Shikamaru grunted and opened one eye again, as Gaara had shifted very slightly and the sun was now blocked.
"What?" he mumbled, hoping it wasn't too troublesome and that they would go away soon.
Naruto's grin practically split his face. "Do you wanna have sex with Gaara and me?"
After a couple minutes, Naruto poked Shikamaru's prone form unahppily.
Gaara sighed impatiently. "Naruto, while I am NOT the epitome of social knowledge, I believe we went about this the wrong way."
Naruto pouted, "Aw, how so?"
"We appear to have put him into a coma."
"Oh yeah, that's kind of bad. You can't have sex with a guy in a coma."
They looked at each other for a few brief moments before Naruto scratched the back of his head thoughtfully.
"Well, you CAN, but-"
Gaara scowled, "Just shut up."
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