Mm'kay, I made this on a spur of the moment while I was working on "Late Endings, New Beginnings" but this was too good to pass up so I made this to tide over my fans. ;w;

Note: It's all dialogue! But it's funny dialogue! :D

Okay so this take place short after the arena, on the Oakvale beach and guess what? The Hero is evil! So why didn't he kill Whisper? Hmm, you'll just have to read and find out…

Disclaimer: I wish in the middle of the night that one day, I'll own Fable but, until that happens, it belong to Lionshead Studio.

"Why did you do it, Farmboy?"

"Do what, Whisper?"

"Don't answer my question with a question!"

"Then stop being vague!"

"WHY DID YOU SPARE MY LIFE IN THE ARENA?"

"You can't be fuckin' serious."

"I'm very, Farmboy."

"You're my best friend; do you think I'm that heartless?"

"…But you've done…"

"Way worse than that? Well, let's just say you're the exception."

"BUT WHY?"

"Let's not go into details."

"If you don't tell me, I'm leaving for good and I WON'T come back."

"You're fuckin' LEAVIN'?"

"Why do you think I would even be in this town if it wasn't for you? Stupid Farmboy."

"You're not leavin'."

"Don't tell what I will and won't do, Farmboy. And how are you going to make me stay? Tie me up?"

"No, I'm going to take your Guild Seal and CHAIN you up; you could break rope too easily."

"…I was joking, Farmboy."

"I ain't."

"…"

"…"

"Why did you spare my life?"

"Whisper…"

"Please, I NEED to know."

"Fine, every time I look at you, I think, that out of all the innocents I kill, people I've tricked and stolen from, you will always one of the people I can never hurt or harm."

"BUT WHY?"

"BECAUSE I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU!"

"…"

"Don't look at me like that. It makes me want to kill you."

"What took you so long to tell me?"

"I'm evil, how the fuck was I suppose I tell you? And…are you fuckin' cry? Oh shit, don't cry. I can deal with cryin', just not you cryin'."

"Don't tell me what to do, Farmboy!"

"…"

"Why are you hugging me?"

"Three reasons. One: To calm you down, Two: Because I fuckin' love you and Three: To take your Guild Seal away and if you think you're gettin' this back, you're sadly mistaken."

"You can't dictate my life! Give me my seal back now!"

"…"

"AND STOP STARING AT MY CHEST!"

"Well, it's not my fault that your cleavage is all huffin' and puffin'…"

"IT IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU'RE STILL STARING!"

"Damn, have the twins always been that big?"

"!"

"You're not getting this back until you learn."

"Learn what?"

"That being a sexy Whisper near a horny Lucan is a dangerous mistake."

AHAHA! I'm so evil! ;) Question people: Do you think I should make more of these dialogues things?

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