I'm suffering from a rather bad case of writer's block for the epilogue of An Unfortunate Mix Up, but it will be up soon. In the meantime I've seen that discovery channel has made a new version of their "The World is Just Awesome" commercial. So… sequel time!
NOTE: If you don't know who Rael'Shepard is, read An Unfortunate Mix Up.
"De yadda, Boom de Yadda, Boom de Yadda…" Shepard and Tali half-hummed half sang. Shepard turned to his exosuit wearing companion.
"Man, I cannot get that song out of my head." The commander stated.
"Totally, I'm going again." Tali replied and they prepared for another round of galaxy-wide singing.
Shepard: I still love weapons
Tali: I love my combat drone
Wrex: I love to kill stuff
Hopeful Turian, while looking at the Oblivious Quarian: I hate the friend zone.
Shepard, Tali, Wrex and Hopeful Turian: I love the galaxy,
Engineer Donalley: and Scottish accents!
The nameless background crew of the Normandy: Boom de Yadda, Boom de Yadda
Rael'Shepard nar Normandy: Boom de Yadda, Boom de Yadda!
Joker: I love to fly ships
Dr. Chawkwas: I love to be on them
Niftu Cal: I love the GREAT WIND!
Corporal Jenkins: I love to charge right in!
Joker, Chawkwas, Niftu and Jenkins: I love the galaxy,
Thane: With all its good and bad.
The Citadel Council: Boom de Yadda, Boom de Yadda
Sovereign: Boom de Yadda, Boom de Yadda!
The galaxy-wide signing was interrupted as Jenkins charged forward screaming "Corpral !"
Turian Councilor: I love to dismiss claims
Khalisah Al-Jilani: I love to trash stars
Conrad Verner: I love the specters
Zaeed: I love my manly scars
Turian Councilor, Conrad, Khalisah and Zaeed: I love the galaxy
Kasumi: So many things to steal…
All: Boom de Yadda, Boom de Yadda, Boom de Yadda, Boom de Yadda, Boom de Yadda, BOOM!
"You know Tali, the galaxy is still just awesome."