Tea Time
a Alice in Wonderland fanfic

tick tock tick tock
It's Tea Time, my friend.
Hurry your little feet up,
Your tea is getting cold.

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Did you happen to mess with Time?
I sure hope you didn't,
For it would be unfortunate to miss the party.

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Oh, ye slurvish dog!
Ye know whit time it's, don't ye?
Avoidance insae th' answer!

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Why, ye slurvish, frumious shukm!
Yer daein' this oan purpose!
I'll 'ave yer heid oan a saucer!

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Oh…I see ye know,
Running in a great hurry,
Over that grassy hill there.

tick tock tick tock
Tea Time can now commence!
You're terribly late, you know…
Naughty.

I was reading a bunch of 'No Time' prompts on dA this morning and I thought of this. I got bored in summer school, so it was written. It was a little different in my head, for one thing, the White Rabbit would have been more of a focus. *shrugs*

Translation:
slurvish=selfish
frumious=filthy
shukm=excrement

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Rebecca
aka Lord Rebecca-sama