"Sir, we're catching a small little green thing on our radar."
"It's Link!" Ganondorf screamed in fear "Hide your rupee's and bodies, he shows no mercy!"
"Ganondorf hid under the radar table in their "Hidden" control tower while different monsters ran away in fear.
The little green boy looked up at the tower, this wasn't going to be hard. The adventures he's been on were too amazing and beautiful like you couldn't ever imagine. He pulled out a bomb out of nowhere and tossed it at the door. "PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHH BAM!" He stepped over the hot rubble and head-shoted a dodongo soldier with his slingshot and slashed a skeletons head off with ease. He saw pathetic Ganondorf cowering under the desk.
"This is it Ganondorf!" Link said epically.
"Yes, IT does"
Link flung himself at Ganondorf sword first, Ganon flung his sword back, he was pretending to be weak but he was actually armed and ready. Link pushed as hard as he could but he wasn't as strong as an adult. "SHING"! The swords released their pressure and it ended up that Ganondorf's sword slashed directly sideways at Links stomach. One of his ten hearts went away, Link didn't really care though because he had nine left. Links fairy locked onto him and Link made a jumping slash at his ugly face. "HEY!SHING! SLUSH!" A giant, brutal scar was led across his dark face, the evil blood, regurgitating out of his left eye. Ganondorf looked down at the little courageous green. Pointy eared tyrant, with a white, bloody eye, and apologized, begging for mercy.
"Hehehe, out of all the people to accept an apology from, you? HA, see you in hell douche bag! "
Link stabbed him directly in the heart, gore, bursting out onto Links, brutal, stressed with release face. Ganondorfs screams were excruciatingly loud, the gurgles of blood flooding his head could be heard easily. Link slicked his short, blue sword out of his bloody, warm, squishy chest and placed it on his back without cleaning it, full of pride.
As Link left Ganondorf looked up to see that Link was gone. Little did Link know, Ganondorf, didn't have a heart to destroy. He stood up and pressed the biggest, reddest button he could find on the table. An annoying alarm sounded, Dodongoes filled the hallways, Link, ready to slaughter.
"Bring it on"
Lizard-like guts flew like crows in an earthquake. A waterfall of dense, dark, red liquid filled the halls like a flood. He swung his sword around directivly faster than a helicopters blades on a warm day.
"P-p-p-lease, I-I-I h-have kids to take care of, I-I-I j-j-ust... I needed the money, little timmy's in the hospital and HACK TSHISHGUUURGL"
Link pulled his now red sword out of the giant lizards discombobulated, wretched face and looked behind him, heart thumping rapidly as there was an enemy, that would be impossible to kill.
Link, looked at him, copying his every, blink, breath and heartbeat. A portal appeared, both Links, walked in from either side, and became one, in a new world..
You just experienced a paradox!
You have also just experienced my first M rated story!
Thanks for reading! (Next Chapter will exist)
I had to let all that gore fly for my (and your) own sake.
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