Rouge's Farting Problem
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Hoo boy... I think I did enough requests to last me a lifetime. Well, anyway, here's yet another farting fanfic for you crazy weirdoes out there. And this time, it's Rouge The Bat. And before you ask, no, I'm not furry. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Everything in this story belongs to SEGA.
It was a quiet, peaceful day on Angel Island. As usual, Knuckles The Echidna was sitting on the stepping stones that led to the Master Emerald, his arms folded as he stared at the clear blue sky. However, he was caught out of his gaze as Rouge The Bat landed on the island.
"Hey there, big boy." Rouge started as she giggled, winking at Knuckles.
Knuckles, feeling some of Rouge's attractiveness coming off on him, groaned as he rolled his eyes. "Oh great, it's you again." He stood up, walking towards Rouge as he pointed towards the southern direction. "Why don't you go harrass another emerald and leave me at peace?"
Rouge frowned as she lowered her arms. "But you're so big... beautiful... and handsome..."
Knuckles blinked as he chuckled, closing his eyes as he rubbed the back of his head, a smug grin across his face. "Well, I do have my charming looks, you know."
"Oh, I just wanna take you home with me!" Rouge admitted as she blew out kisses.
Knuckles chuckled as he did several poses, obviously pleased by Rouge's words. "Heh heh, now this is more like it-" He opened his eyes, his jaw dropping, as Rouge wasn't in front of him. He turned around, gawking as Rouge was cooing the Master Emerald instead.
"Now you're what I call king-sized!" Rouge stated as she tightly hugged the green-colored Master Emerald.
"HEY! Pay some attention to me, why don't ya!" Knuckles shouted as he pulled Rouge away from the Master Emerald, slapping her across the face in anger as he fizzled.
Rouge rubbed her sore right cheek as she wagged her right index finger at Knuckles. "Now now, Knuxie. Is that anyway to behave in front of a lady?"
Knuckles flustered as his eyes widened, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. "Err... ahh... well..."
"Well? Is it?" Rouge asked, a sly, dirty smirk across her smug face as she folded her arms.
Knuckles remained flabbergasted as he couldn't offer anything to say. Rouge chuckled as she patted Knuckles on the head.
"Oh Knuckles, you must be a bit tired," Rouge stated as she placed Knuckle's head into her smooth, curvy butt. "Let little ol' Rouge fix you up..."
Knuckles gawked as he felt his pingas get a prrrromotion, before screaming for his life as Rouge farted loudly in his face, blowing the echidna's red dreadlocks back. Shadow The Hedgehog suddenly teleported to the area with Chaos Control, looking up and dropping his jaw in disbelief as his eyes widened in horror, Rouge laughing evilly as she continued farting in Knuckles's face.