HERE'S MY DISCLAIMER:

THREE DUDES ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET THE FIRST DUDE SAYS

DUDE ONE: I OWN TWILIGHT.

BUNNY:NO YOU DON'T!

DUDE ONE: *CRYING* HE'S RIGHT!

DUDE TWO: I OWN BIG TIME RUSH!

BUNNY:NO YOU DON'T!

DUDE TWO: *SOBBING* HE'S RIGHT!

DUDE THREE (COOKIEMONSTERGIRL): I DON'T OWN JACK!

BUNNY: WHO'S JACK?

Me: *Walks in whistling*

All: Why are you so happy?

Me: Because today I'm going to the zoo!

Kendall: I thought you were an adult...

Me: HECK NO! I'm 12!

All: Really?

Me: Yuppers!

All: Wow.

Me: OH! I broughT something!

Carlos: What is it?

Me: Pictures for the walls. *pulls out pictures of Steven Strait, Jake Sandvig, BTR, and other random guys out*

Logan: Who are all these people?

Me: Hot guys. *sighs* You get to help me hang them up.

James: Why aren't I in any of these pictures?

Me: Simple. Because your not hot. Your... how should I say this? TOO perfect. Yes, Yes, Yes. You are yummi but... to yummi to put up.

James: Really?

Me: No I'm just yankin your chain. But you are yummi.

Kendall: What is yummi?

Me: Not sure. *sigh* But isn't this guy so yummi?

Logan: Who is that?

Me: Kendall. Don't be givin me that look.

Kendall: ? What look?

Me: The dreamy one...

Kendall: Oh...

Me: *falls down laughing then sinks into floor*

Kendall: OMG! Where'd she go!

Me: *Pops in behind Kendall* OMK! THIS IS FUN!

Logan: What's OMK?

Me: Oh My Kendall.

Kendall: You scare me.

Me: *eye twitches* Why would I scare you? *eye twitches again*

Gabby: I'm renting Logan again. *gives me $50*

Me: Have him back within 24 hours.

Gabby: Okay!

Logan: Help me! *screams*

Carlos: Let him go! *puts on helmet*

Me: OH! It's the helmet!

Carlos: What?

Me: Oh me and my friend love the helmet. She went out and bought one.

James: That is scary.

Me: Shhh...

Kendall: We need a plan.

Me: I know! *jumps up and down with hand in the air*

Emmett: Tune in next time to find out what Tana's Idea is!

Kendall: Why is Emmett Cullen here?

Me: He can be were ever he wants to be that's why!

Kendall: *sobbing* I thought you loved me! *Runns out doors*

mE: WILL I GET KENDALL BACK IN THE ROOM? WILL THE OTHERS FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE? WILL EMMETT LEAVE? WILL I EVER STOP TALKING AND START THE NEXT CHAPTER? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!

BTW: I NEED 2 REVIEWS B4 I UPDATE!

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