HERE'S MY DISCLAIMER:
THREE DUDES ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET THE FIRST DUDE SAYS
DUDE ONE: I OWN TWILIGHT.
BUNNY:NO YOU DON'T!
DUDE ONE: *CRYING* HE'S RIGHT!
DUDE TWO: I OWN BIG TIME RUSH!
BUNNY:NO YOU DON'T!
DUDE TWO: *SOBBING* HE'S RIGHT!
DUDE THREE (COOKIEMONSTERGIRL): I DON'T OWN JACK!
BUNNY: WHO'S JACK?
Me: *Walks in whistling*
All: Why are you so happy?
Me: Because today I'm going to the zoo!
Kendall: I thought you were an adult...
Me: HECK NO! I'm 12!
Me: OH! I broughT something!
Carlos: What is it?
Me: Pictures for the walls. *pulls out pictures of Steven Strait, Jake Sandvig, BTR, and other random guys out*
Logan: Who are all these people?
Me: Hot guys. *sighs* You get to help me hang them up.
James: Why aren't I in any of these pictures?
Me: Simple. Because your not hot. Your... how should I say this? TOO perfect. Yes, Yes, Yes. You are yummi but... to yummi to put up.
Me: No I'm just yankin your chain. But you are yummi.
Kendall: What is yummi?
Me: Not sure. *sigh* But isn't this guy so yummi?
Logan: Who is that?
Me: Kendall. Don't be givin me that look.
Kendall: ? What look?
Me: The dreamy one...
Me: *falls down laughing then sinks into floor*
Kendall: OMG! Where'd she go!
Me: *Pops in behind Kendall* OMK! THIS IS FUN!
Logan: What's OMK?
Me: Oh My Kendall.
Kendall: You scare me.
Me: *eye twitches* Why would I scare you? *eye twitches again*
Gabby: I'm renting Logan again. *gives me $50*
Me: Have him back within 24 hours.
Logan: Help me! *screams*
Carlos: Let him go! *puts on helmet*
Me: OH! It's the helmet!
Me: Oh me and my friend love the helmet. She went out and bought one.
James: That is scary.
Kendall: We need a plan.
Me: I know! *jumps up and down with hand in the air*
Emmett: Tune in next time to find out what Tana's Idea is!
Kendall: Why is Emmett Cullen here?
Me: He can be were ever he wants to be that's why!
Kendall: *sobbing* I thought you loved me! *Runns out doors*
mE: WILL I GET KENDALL BACK IN THE ROOM? WILL THE OTHERS FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE? WILL EMMETT LEAVE? WILL I EVER STOP TALKING AND START THE NEXT CHAPTER? TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!
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