Ghoul Instructor Naruto
Author's Note
One of the many crazier ideas I've started and most likely will ever be done by anyone else.

Scooby-Doo and all related characters copyrighted by Hanna-Barbera and Cartoon Network. Will be the addition of a few extra characters.

If this gets enough reception might do one of Zombie Island and Witche's Ghost. I've stopped watching like around 11 so I don't know about all these new movies and series in like the last seven years or so. (Though Thirteen Ghosts incarnation might be fun to write.) You never forget too much of your childhood.


Story Start


A large, black generic van drove down a dark and murky road in stormy weather. Inside were two unusual occupants, the first one was a driver with blond spiky hair and cerulean blue eyes. He was wearing a green t-shirt, and black jeans. His foot wear though was unusual, a type of sandal often seen in samurai movies. Around his neck was a green gem of some sorts, but his most unusual features was the six whiskers (not marks or tattoos) on his cheeks, three on each cheek in fact.

At first glance the young male would be estimated as a bit taller then average, but up close one could see his well built frame. A bit of muscle that was well layered to indicate strength, but not too much as to be described as bulky or muscular.

The other occupant was an aver sized orange fox, but one wouldn't be able to notice upon first glance that said fox wasn't normal unless they inspected him rather closely. The fox was a Kitsune; A fox spirit often talked about in many Japanese legends as both benevolent and malevolent. His nine crimson-orange tails laid to the side of his seats with the exception of two which were being held up to read the map.

In the blond's lap was a flier of some kind. Around one of the sections something was highlighted in Red. 'Grimwood Finishing School for Girls.' The said blond was in fact taking up a job which he had the qualifications as a Gym Instructor. The said blond though was scowling as his passenger kept on making less then tasteful remarks. Talking about how the blond would be tempted by the Jail Bait. Though considering how old both of them were, a good deal of women, even those with longevity factors in the hundred could technically count as jail bait.''

''You know what Kyuubi. You keep on talking I'm kicking your ass out the window.'' The blond snapped in annoyance as he to avoid the damn pot holes on the road.

''Geez what's up your ass Kit?'' The fox said noticing the twitch in the human's lips.

''You're supposed to be giving me directions ass-hole, not making fun of me.''

''Pfft I can do both.''

''You are the most annoying person there is.''

''Tch...not more ignoring then Dave Coleeay.''

Naruto gave his companion a questioning look. That was like the third time that guy was brought. ''Wait...what's your problem with Dave Coleeay?''

''That mother fucker know what he did!'' The Kitsune answered.

''Why the hell do I even asked?'' Finally they came to a gate which promptly opened. Soon enough they came to an old and creepy looking mansion. ''Damn...Luigi's Mansion has nothing on this place.'' Naruto murmured.

''I wonder if there is any spirits?''

Naruto snorted,''Last thing we need is for you to fuck anymore spirits. That was the recent that last specter tried to kill us.''

''Wait, how is it my fault?''

''You fucked his daughter!'' Naruto exclaimed.

''You fucked his wife!'' Kyuubi responded.

''Yeah well...they were splitting up anyway.'' He said as he got out of the car and opened his umbrella. It was pouring quite heavily that night. The sound of thunder echoed in the background.

''That's real fucked up Kit! You're just going to go ahead and not even wait for me to get under.''

''You're a fox. You're used to it.'' He said in a flippant manner.

''Don't expect me to back you up next time then.'' The two entered the mansion and came into the foyer.

It was completely dark, except for some candles. Naruto turned on his flashlight.

"Is anybody in here?" He called. Then the lights went on, and Naruto turned off his flash light. '' isn't this a spooky atmosphere?'' He said to himself as began looking around. The floor was patterned with old style wood and the hallways were filled with old armors from centuries ago.

Then he heard growling. He looked towards the source of the growling and saw a small green dragon, which it didn't look happy to see him. ''Hey Kyuubi check it out! A dog sized dragon.''

''Looks small enough to be put in your pocket!''

''A pocket monster? Here? Who knew?'' Both of them shared a laugh at this. The dragon growled at him & turned red. It took a deep breath and blew fire at Naruto, who jumped out of the way in time. He looked up and saw the dragon slowly approaching him. ''Cool your head you little hot-headed bastard. This ain't what you want!'' Naruto declared striking several karate poses.

Suddenly a woman called out. ''Matches! Come here! Naruto looked towards the source of the voice & saw a slightly aged woman wearing a pink tattered dress & red cape & shoes with black hair with a headband coming up to the dragon, aka Matches, with a rather stern look on her face.

She walked up to it & wagged a finger at it. "Bad Boy!" She said, then looked towards Naruto and her expression changed to a kinder look. "I hope he didn't scare you." She asked.

''Not really, I was just more or less surprised,'' Naruto answered honestly. Whatever this school was it certainly wasn't normal for housing a dragon.

"Matches is very feisty of strangers, but he's perfectly alright once you get to know him." She explained. She then walked up to Naruto. "You must be Naruto, our new gym teacher. I'm Miss Grimwood, Headmistress of this finishing school."

"Naruto Uzumaki at your service.'' He went to shake her hand, but shook the disembodied hand instead. "I thought you might need a hand with your luggage." Miss Grimwood stated.

Naruto smirked silently at the unusual pun. ''Right...'' He said as a wolf like howled echoed throughout the castle. ''So where are the girl's I will be teaching?'' He asked as a purple bat shrieking, caught his attention.

"Ah, here's one of them now." Miss Grimwood said. The bat flew right up to Naruto's face.

''A Bat huh? That's...not what I was expecting.''

Just then, the bat flashed for a bit, AND in its place was a purple skinned young woman. She had long purple hair with a white streak in it. Her lips were red & had small fangs coming out of them. She was wearing a violet chest, at the top it was partly slightly to show a bit of her fabulous cleavage. Not to mention the dress was parted at the sides that gave glances of her long slender legs. She looked about maybe 16 or 17.

"What's wrong with bats?" The girl asked. "I'm Sybella, Dracula's daughter. Fangtastic to meet you." Her voice in it's self was quite sensual.

'Uh-Oh!'' Naruto looked at the Kyuubi.

''Don't tell me you have a history with Dracula?'' Coming across someone older then 5,000 that didn't want Kyuubi dead or would want him dead within 15 minutes of meeting him was shocking.

''Let's just say me and him never got a long too well.''

''Tch...I wonder why,'' Naruto turned his attention back to the Vampiress. ''It's lovely meeting you too Sybella.''

Suddenly another howl reverberated throughout the castle.

He looked to the source of the noise saw another young woman in the window sill howling at the room. She Was wearing a bright blue ribbon on a collar and had frizzy orange hair. She did a back flipped and landed on all fours in front of Naruto. She was hairy, not in the bad way, but in the way only a werewolf could be. She was wearing a low cut black top that showed off her ample bust. She was also wearing a jean skirt that showed off her legs as well. Unlike the Vampire, who had an impressive figure in itself the other girl was taller and more athletic looking. A long bushy looking tail swished behind her. Before Naruto could even respond the girl was next to him sniffing him.

''Winnie!'' Miss Grimwood exclaimed.

''I'm sorry miss Grimwood...but his's so intoxicating.'' Winnie replied as she took in more of Naruto's scent.

''I'm sorry about this Naruto.'' the headmistress apologized.

''No it's's a canine thing I understand.''

''You must be the new coach. I'm Winnie the Werewolf.'' She introduced herself with a toothy grin.

''I take it Winnie got into the sugar bowl again?'' Asked a voice from behind Naruto suddenly. Naruto turned and came face to face with some rather nice developments. The girl was taller then Naruto by far. Seven, maybe even eight feet. Her brow was slightly furrowed, and her bangs hung over her brows and framed the sides of her face, hiding the scars which showed how her face was stitched on. She was wearing a dark green dress that clung to the girl with a figure that in most human cases would be impossible. Be that tall yet with that sort of thickness did not happen often or naturally. Her hair which was done in the square was black and had a white lightning streak to it.

"Hi, I'm Elsa Frankenteen." She said extending her hand

''Naruto Uzumaki,'' Was all he could said shaking it.

''Is the new coach here yet?'' Asked a disembodied voice.

Naruto nearly jumped with a head pocked out from the floor. Soon enough the rest of the body came with her. The girl was a light blue, an almost see through sort of blue, but yet not see through. She was transparent and wore something reminiscent of a Tennis Player's outfit. A black shirt with a white light through the middle vertical and white Skirt that came to her knees. She was wearing White Tennis-shoes as well.

''Hey there Sugar nice to meet you. I'm Phantasma. Sorry if I didn't give you a heads up,'' She said, laughing hysterically.

''Geeze Kit, ever hear of doing something normal for once?'' Kyuubi asked, once more blaming Naruto for their situation.

Half an hour later Naruto was introduced to the rest of the girls. The youngest who was a small girl wrapped in bandages, probably about twelve or thirteen named Tanice and the other looked to the oldest. She had lightish green-blue skin and thin, short black hair. She had large black eyes reminiscent of an old horror flick and wore a suit that seemed to fit her like a second skin.

''You must tired from your journey. I'll have hand show you to your room and I can introduce you to your colleagues tomorrow morning.'' With a nod Naruto said goodbye to the girl's and followed the floating disembodied hand.