Name 10 characters in a random order (I actually had to go on Wikipedia to find other characters I hadn't used already...)
1. Billy Rex
3. Suzi Lu
4. The Colonel
1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?
Snipe/Harrier? 0_o Excuse me, I have to go find my rusty knife and re-gouge my eyes out.
2. Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?
Suzi Lu? Lol whut? She's not even human, for crying out loud!
3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Ravess got Billy Rex pregnant? Every part of that sentence is just... wrong. *continues to gouge eyes, which she can still somehow see the computer screen with*
4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Repton? There have been a couple, but none that I can remember off the top of my head.
5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
Bahahahaha! Arygyn is so obviously gay it's painful, but Carver... probably not so much.
6. Four/eight or four/nine?
The Colonel/Scabulous or The Colonel/Repton? Oh gawd! Can I skip the question?
7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
Arygyn discovers Suzi Lu and Scabulous in a secret relationship? He'll have a hissy fit that there are still no gay couples on the show.
8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
Carver/Ravess. Well, we all know Carver was a betrayer and locked in the Atmosian Stockade, but what if he escaped and fled to Cyclonia? Would he be able to melt a certain uptight perfectionist's heart? (feel free to use this, for anyone who wants to.)
9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Snipe/The Colonel? Um... no.
10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Billy Rex/Harrier. Snob Meets Daredevil and a Heart to Heart Talk Ensues? I dunno.
11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?
The Colonel wants to seduce Billy Rex? *searches for something else to gouge out* Question: why are there so few girls in SH anyway? It would probably make this a lot easier!
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?
Now that I actually have someone on my friend list that reads/writes SH fanfics, I can answer this question...! Though I doubt I'll want to. Anyway, Arygyn/Repton? (how weird that it was actually a slash pair.) As far as I know, there aren't any Arygyn/Repton fics... and for the sake of what little sanity I own, I hope it stays that way. So no, they don't.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?
Suzi Lu. Not that I'm aware of.
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Carver/Colonel/Harrier? I'm really running out of things to gouge out. Anyone want to lend me their eyes? No one? Wusses.
15. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Fabulous. Geddit? Scabulous... fabulous? Oh, nevermind.
16. If you wrote a One/Six fic, what would the warning be?
Billy Rex/Ravess? Warning: Catfights and sudden music changes.
17. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Harrier? Um... never?
18. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (10) and a brief unhappy affair with (9), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
Billy Rex and Arygyn are in a happy relationship until Arygn runs off with The Colonel. Billy Rex, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Snipe and a brief unhappy affair with Repton, then follows the wise advice of Harrier and finds true love with Suzi Lu.
Billy Rex ends up with Suzi Lu? Squee! And Arygyn gets to be gay with someone (finally), so everyone's happy! :)
What title would you give this fic?
A Whole Lotta Yaoi and a Happy Ending for All
19. How would you feel if Six/Three was canon?
Ravess/Suzi Lu? No. Just... no.