Naruto X Sasuke: If You Were Gay, Sasuke!

(NOTE: NO I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF SASUKE'S SEXUALITY. AS I SAID BEFORE, I AM NOT A FAN OF THE YAOI PAIRING, NARUSASU. I JUST PREFER THEM AS FRIENDS. BUT THIS IS JUST FOR FUN. AND NO I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF SASUKE. I AM A HUGE SASUKE FANGIRL. BUT EVEN THOUGH I STILL LIKE SASUKE, LINK WILL ALWAYS BE MY #1 HERO. SASUKE IS MY #2 HERO/VILLAIN. OH, AND IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE THE SONG IS FROM, IT'S FROM THE MUSICAL, AVENUE Q. HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS HILARIOUS NARUSASU SCENE AS MUCH AS I DID.)

Story:
This scene is based on the song, "If You Were Gay" from the musical Avenue Q but it's the Naruto and Sasuke version of it. R&R Please because I think you will enjoy this fanfic.

Sasuke was reading his favorite book, Naruto Manga Volume 43. "Aah, an afternoon alone reading my favorite book, "Naruto Manga Volume 43." There's no missions to go on, no Sakura to bother me by saying, "Sasuke-kun" all day. And no Naruto to bother me... especially Naruto... man... he's such a loser. He should get a life." said Sasuke out loud. Just then, Naruto came through the door. "Sasuke, I'm home!" cried Naruto as he came into Sasuke's room (to which he and Naruto shared an apartment together and slept on separate beds) while Sasuke annoyingly said, "Hi Naruto." "Sasuke. You'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning." said Naruto. "Oooh, what happened to you that made you so excited about, Naruto?" asked a sarcastic Sasuke. "This guy was smiling at me and talking to me-" said Naruto as Sasuke rudely interrupted him by saying, "That's very interesting." "He was being real friendly, and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!" said Naruto. "Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What did you have for lunch today?" asked Sasuke. "Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it, Sasuke..." said Naruto as Sasuke shouted, "I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE." as he cleared his throat and said, "What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay? I'm trying to read." "Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Sasuke. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about." said Naruto. "I don't want to talk about it, Naruto! This conversation is over!" said Sasuke as Naruto said, "Yeah, but..." as Sasuke interrupted him by saying, "Over!" "Well, okay, but just so you know-"

Naruto:
If you were gay

that'd be okay.

I mean 'cause, hey,

I'd like you anyway.

Because you see,

if it were me,

I would feel free

to say that I was gay

(but I'm not gay).

Sasuke:
Naruto, please! I am trying to read...

Naruto then grinned at Sasuke.

Sasuke:
What?

Naruto:
If you were queer

Sasuke:
Oh, Naruto!

Naruto:
I'd still be here,

Sasuke:
Naruto, I am trying to read this book!

Naruto:
year after year

Sasuke:
Naruto!

Naruto:
because you're dear

to me.

Sasuke:
Argh!

Naruto:
And I know that you

Sasuke:
What?

Naruto:
would accept me too,

Sasuke:
I would?

Naruto:
if I told you today

"Hey! Guess what,

I'm gay!"

(But I'm not gay)

Sasuke:
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

Naruto:
So what should it

matter to me

what you do in bed

with guys?

Sasuke:
Ew Naruto, that's GROSS!

Naruto:
No it's not!

If you were gay

I'd shout hooray!

Sasuke:
I am not listening!

Naruto:
And here I'd stay,

Sasuke:
La la la la la!

Naruto:
But I wouldn't get

in your way.

Sasuke:
Aaaah!

Naruto:
You can count on me

to always be

beside you every day,

to tell you it's okay,

you were just born

that way,

and, as they say,

it's in your DNA,

you're gay!

Sasuke:
But I'm not gay!

Naruto:
If you WERE gay.

Sasuke:
Argh!