Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Hoo boy, at the rate I'm going, everyone is going to have their little own one hundred chapters long story. FUnny to say, a few certain others haven't reached it yet, but I'm trying-
Petey Piranha: Mr. Author, please don't neglect me like you did to several others!
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Errr... I'll try my best, Petey. Anyway, enjoy, ladies and gentlemen!
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Nintendo.
"Oh boy!" Petey Piranha exclaimed with joy in grunts and growls as he clapped his two gigantic leaves together, being in Seaside Hill. "I can't wait to do something!"
A ripe red apple from a nearby tropical palm tree to the right landed right in front of Petey Piranha. Petey Piranha picked it up and munched on it.
"...Well... so much for this being a good start," Petey admitted as he yawned, bored of the very first chapter of his new story already.
Toadette popped out of the top of a nearby tropical palm tree to the left, jumping on Petey's right shoulder and comforting him. "Don't worry, Petey! It's just the starting chapter! You'll be done better justice soon!"
Petey shook his gigantic head, sighing. "Oh, I don't know. The author who's writing this as plenty of stories that barely go anywhere."
Toadette stuck her tongue out as she shook her head, giggling while reassuring Petey. "Just keep believing, Petey! You'll be given plenty of great opportunities!"