By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: King Bowser... definitely one of the best characters in this series. Especially since he has an actual personality, unlike a certain someone. (cough, cough) Anyway, I don't want to pathetically increase the word count for the lulz, so not delaying further, enjoy, ladies and gentlemen!

Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Nintendo.

King Bowser Koopa roared as he stormed into his castle, frustrated that he lost. Again.

"Who was it this time?" Kammy Koopa asked as she sighed, doing some knitting as Bowser sat in his throne, folding his arms in disappointment.

"I lost... to Waluigi." Bowser then face palmed as he groaned. "I can't believe I let that stupid friggin' laughing elf man make a fool out of me. I'm the King of this Kingdom, for crying out loud!" He roared angrily as he slammed his left fist on the throne.

Kammy approached Bowser, patting him on the left shoulder. "Your Grumpiness, don't worry. I'm sure you'll do better next time-"

Bowser punched Kammy in the face, causing the old female Magikoopa to be sent flying all across the throne room, crashing into the wall at the end of the hall. She moaned as she fell on her body, twitching in pain as Bowser tried meditating.