Tik Tok by Voldemor

Author's Note: I wrote this for sheer and utter ridiculousness. I don't actually think it's any good (although, were it a real song, I would totally put it on my MP3 player) and I only wanted to write something over the top and goofy. I hope you enjoy.

Wake up in the mornin' feeling super evil.

Got the Death Stick,

I'm out the door.

I'm gonna destroy Hogwarts!

Before I leave,

Brush my teeth

With some butter-beer

Cause when I leave for the night

I'm gonna cause some fear!

I'm talkin' super pale, white toes, toes!

Tryin' on all our robes, robes!

Flat snake-like nose, nose!

Start killing!

Killin' off all the Order!

Just committed murder!

Tryina fin'ly kill Potter.

Don't stop!

Make it pop!

Lucius blow this building up!

Tonight,

I'mma fight,

Til we see the sunlight!

Tik Tok

On the clock,

But the battle don't stop,

No!

Cru-u-u-ci-o

Cru-u-u-ci-o

Don't stop!

Make it pop!

Lucius blow this building up!

Tonight,

I'ma fight,

Til we see the sunlight!

Tik Tok

On the clock,

But the battle don't stop,

No!

Cru-u-u-ci-o

Cru-u-u-ci-o

Don't control the world yet,

But got some butter-beer!

I'm gonna kill Potter

And he's already here!

Belatrix has already

Tortured Granger,

But when she tries to kill Ginny,

Molly becomes a danger.

I'm talkin'

Grey-Back attacked Bill, Bill!

Belatrix has got some skills, skills!

I'm closin' in for the kill, kill!

Now, now, we killin' til they kick us out, out!

The Order shut us down, down.

The Order shut us down, down.

Or-or shut us down.

Don't stop!

Make it pop!

Lucius blow this building up!

Tonight,

I'mma fight,

Til we see the sunlight!

Tik Tok

On the clock,

But the battle don't stop,

No!

Cru-u-u-ci-o

Cru-u-u-ci-o

Don't stop!

Make it pop!

Lucius blow this building up!

Tonight,

I'mma fight,

Til we see the sunlight!

Tik Tok

On the clock,

But the battle don't stop,

No!

Cru-u-u-ci-o

Cru-u-u-ci-o

Lestrange help me up,

I knock you down,

My heart it pounds,

Yeah, you kill me.

With my wand up,

You kill me now.

You got that wand,

Yeah you kill me.

Lestrange help me up,

I knock you down,

You got that wand,

Yeah, you kill me

Uh-oh!

With my wand up,

Put your wand up,

Put your wand up!

Now, the battle don't start,

Til I walk in!

Don't stop!

Make it pop!

Lucius blow this building up!

Tonight,

I'ma fight,

Til we see the sunlight!

Tik Tok

On the clock,

But the battle don't stop,

No!

Cru-u-u-ci-o

Cru-u-u-ci-o

Don't stop!

Make it pop!

Lucius blow this building up!

Tonight,

I'ma fight,

Til we see the sunlight!

Tik Tok

On the clock,

But the battle don't stop,

No!

Cru-u-u-ci-o

Cru-u-u-ci-o

Abby (a.k.a. Rodent)