I had an urge to do this so I am. I'm one of those people who can come up with a blooper for ANYTHING. I come up with alternate lines while I'm watching the shows. So I had to do this.
I got the layout idea from TTCyclone.
Me: Jordan! Can you do the disclaimer for me?
Jordan: Do it yourself.
Me: I can't.
Jordan: Why not?
Me: BECAUSE I CAN'T TAKE THE BOX!
Me: Just do it!
Jordan: Fine. Ashleigh does not own Teen Titans.
Lol. I was watching the Nanny when I came up with the disclaimer. XD On to the bloopers!
#1 – Divide and Conquer
Robin: And I can think of five reasons why you don't want to! *drops from above* One!
Starfire: *drops from above* Two!
Beast Boy: Sixty nine!
Director: Cut! What the hell was that?
BB: I like that number!
Ashleigh: *slaps him* Pervert!
Cyborg: What's she doing here?
Director: She won a contest or something and now she's co-director.
Ashleigh: Where's my milkshake?
#2 – Stranded
Robin: Has anyone seen Raven?
Starfire: I hope she is not suffering the atrocities that are abundant on this planet?
*camera moves to Raven who's moaning. BB suddenly appears on top of her*
Raven: *sits up blushing* Shit! We're filming now?
Ashleigh: No, no. I like this better. *smiling*
Jordan: *slaps back of head*
Cyborg: What's she here for?
Jordan: I'm restraining Ashleigh so she doesn't kill you all.
#3 – Bunny Raven or How to Make a Titanimal Disappear
Raven: *looks down at bunny self* I quit.
Ashleigh: But you look adorable!
#4 – Revolution
Cyborg: The burgers are hot and the dogs are cheesed and –
Director: Cut! It's 'The burgers are cheesed and the dogs are hot."
Cyborg: The burgers are cheesed and the dogs are hot and the fireworks are about to begin! Man I love Halloween!
Director: Cut! It's 'Man I love the Fourth of July!
Cyborg: That's not what it said in the script!
Director: What do you mean?
Ashleigh: *laughing on floor*
Director: *sighs* Just say the Fourth of the July.
Cyborg: The burgers are cheesed and the dogs are hot and the fireworks are about to begin! Man I love the Fourth of July!
Speedy: *runs onto set* This. . .is. . .SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!
Director: *face palm* I'm not even going to say anything.
#5 – Date with Destiny
Beast Boy: *holding Silkie* You know, now that nobody's making them all mutated, these little guys might actually make good pets.
Silkie: *jumps out of lap and into water*
Raven: Great. Now you made him commit suicide.
Director: *sighs* Bring in the replacement Silkie.
Random crew member: That was our last one, sir.
Director: GOD DAMMIT!
#6 – Aftershock (Part 1)
Slade: Will you obey my every command?
Terra: *glares, hands on hips* Sex slave was not in the job description! I'm out! *walks off set*
Slade: *sighs and shakes head* At least Robin was more willing.
Everyone (except Robin): O_O
Robin: *laughs nervously* He promised muffins.
#7 – Birthmark
*Rae's clothes rip and show the markings on her body*
Raven: Wait, wait, wait! I am NOT comfortable with this!
Director: What now?
Raven: I'm not going to stand here alone on this roof with that rapist over there, half-naked!
Director: Nothing is going to happen to you.
Ashleigh: *gasps* You're his accompliance!
Sokka: CACTUS JUICE!
Director: Wrong set.
Sokka: *makes waving arm motions* Caaaaaactus Juuuuuice!
Raven: *sneaks away*
Slade: NO! *tackles*
I don't know what I was thinking. I got really random. I might make more if I get more ideas. And if you want to have some more.
Raven: o.e *disturbed*
Ashleigh: Oops! No one helped you did they?
Raven: *whimpers and curls up into a fetal position*
Until next time~!