A/N: I do not own any of the characters that appear in this story.


While Pious was in his chambers trying to regain his flesh by spamming a Chattur'gha aligned recovery spell (for he was very stupid, not a fool, but very stupid) he heard something.

"NAROKATH, SANTAK, CHATTUR'GHA"

"NAROKATH, SANTAK, CHATTUR'GHA"

"NAROKATH, SANTAK, CHATTUR'GHA"

"YAROKARTHA, SANTY, PATTUT'GHO"

"YOU ARE A SALTY POTATO"

Pious jumped.

"What was that?"

Pious cast the spell again.

"YOU ARE A SALTY POTATO"

Pious looked around confused.

"Did my spell just call me a salty potato?" Pious asked himself.

Pious proceeded to cast the spell again.

"YOU ARE A SALTY POTATO"

Pious' suspicions had been confirmed. Chattur'gha had just called him a salty potato.

Pious would not stand for this, he went to his magic portal thingy, and cast the spell to talk to Chattur'gha.

"WHAT IS IT PIOUS?" asked Chattur'gha angrily.

"Why did you just call me a salty potato?" said Pious like a whiny 5-yearold

"…WHAT?"

"I was in my chambers, and I was casting my recovery spell, and suddenly you called me a salty potato."

"…WHAT?"

"I told you, you called me salty potato!"

"SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU, CALLED ME TO TALK TO YOU, ABOUT MY SPELL CALLING YOU A SALTY POTATO?"

"Yup"

"…"

"My lord?"

"…ARE YOU AN IDIOT?"

"No," said Pious, taken aback, "I'm not a fool any more."

"PIOUS," said Chattur'gha dangerously.

"Yes my lord?"

"DON'T CALL AGAIN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS OR ILL HAVE SOME RANDOM BLONDE CHICK KILL YOU IN ABOUT TWO-THOUSAND YEARS!" yells Chattur'gha.

Chattur'gha then disappeared from the magic portal thingy, leaving Pious to sulk about being a salty potato for a century.


MEANWHILE IN CHATTUR'GHA LAND


"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT AN IDIOT, I DESIGNED THAT SPELL TO CALL ANYONE WHO USES IT A SALTY POTATO, BUT HE'LL NEVER KNOW, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."


ONE-HUNDRED YEARS LATER


"Hello sire."

"!"


BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW ON PIOUS


Alex Roivous was very tired after the long battle with Pious. Because of this she cast a recovery spell on herself.

"NAROKATH, SANTAK, CHATTUR'GHA"

Though this is what Pious heard.

"YOU ARE A SALTY POTATO"

"Not a salty potato!" were the last words Pious ever spoke.


A/N: Seriously, have you ever listened to that spell? It seriously does sound like you are a salty potato.

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