Authors notes: I'm afraid, because I don't want to spoil how the last book ends, but at the same time, anyone who wants to know how this series finishes should read on. But you should be warned of spoilers.
Oh, and to all of you screaming fan-girls, please do not commit suicide after reading this. Remember, the vampire and the wolf are FICTIONAL characters. This is merely a book. NOT real life.
Due to the fact that I don't want to spoil the whole book, I'm merely going to sum up the finish in a short poem. That way, no one will be spoiled when the final book comes out. I'm cool like that. ;)
And with that, you may now read on! And find out what happens in the final book of the Twilight Saga.
The wolf and the Vampire had the same girl.
But one day their worlds were sent in a whirl.
"I don't love either of you" she claimed,
"What? I thought you were mine!" the vampire exclaimed.
"Well sorry for hurting you, but it must be told.
I really can't love you, you're just too freakin' old!"
"Come on baby, don't you find me hot?"
The Wolf begged, his confidence shot.
"No actually, your head's full of junk,
And keep your shirt on, you disgusting ol' punk."
"I'm leaving you both forever" she finally said,
So they took out their rage by tearing off each other's heads.
The girl wasn't sad, she merely smiled in glee
"Well, that takes care of my problem, tee hee!"
And everyone lived peacefully then,
And happiness spread to the world once again.
Authors notes: That's it. Surprise ending, huh? Yeah, I just made it a poem so the whole book isn't spoiled. But that is how it ends. I know you're shocked, I'm shocked too. Please leave a review. Many thanks for reading!