Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket, Natsuki Takaya does… maybe someday I'll eat the books and say I 'pwned' them, ha ha!
Partial T rating.
50 Ways To Annoy The Famous Hatori Sohma
1. Call him a sea whore-se
2. Ask him if he's pregnant
3. Then ask him why he's so fat
4. Ask him weather Shigure or Ayame's the mommy
5. Introduce Ayame to coffee and then tape him the ceiling of his bedroom
6. Add a microphone to the situation and a speakers all around the house
7. Force him to wear tights; just tights
8. Tell Ayame he wants to order a lace thong and maid outfit
9. Set it up so he's watching porno when Ayame and Shigure burst through the door
10. Trash talk Kana
11. Order him Playboy
12. Introduce Momiji to COFFEE
13. Sit in his office and play trumpet as LOUD as you can
14. Replace all his clothes with Ayame's maid outfits
15. Get rid of EVERYTHING he could use to cover up so he's forced to wear them
16. Take pictures
17. Put them on the internet
18. Put him in emo-therapy (nothing against emo)
19. Tie him to a chair and give him a five-hour 'Cutting is bad' lecture (nothing against emo, if you find this offensive please message me)
20. Start a big fight between Hatsuharu, Kyo, Yuki, and Kagura in his office.
21. Convince Ayame and Shigure he's gay
22. Also convince them he's seriously in love with Kureno
23. Make sure Kureno also knows this
24. Help Ayame and Shigure try to set up Kureno and Ha'ri
25. Blast Kesha songs while he's trying to work
26. Blast 3OH!3 songs while he is very busy
27. Blast Lady Gaga songs while he try's to fill out paperwork
28. Sing LOUDLY
29. And out of tune
30. Convince Shigure, Ayame and Momiji to join your 'symphony'
31. Ayame can 'play' piccolo
32. Shigure can 'play' Trumpet
33. Momiji can 'play' violin
34. You can 'play' oboe
35. Practice at his house
36. Ask him to overview your 'homework' constantly; even after he agrees to
37. Make sure the 'homework' is gay porn
38. Accompanied by pictures on the next page
39. And it's actually exerts from Shigure's books
40. Have conversations with Shigure in Spanish; keep looking over at him, so it looks like you talking about him
41. Giggle frantically during this conversation.
42. Sing/scream 'shut up and sleep with me' in his ear
43. Shigure should help sing the chorus
44. Ayame should 'dance'
45. And design the costumes
46. Build a sand castle in his office; remember this requires SAND
47. Through him a birthday party
48. Crumple up all his work papers
49. Buy him a fish tank full of 100 chatty sea horses
50. Create the Follow-Hatori-Everywhere-He-Goes club, and invite Momiji, Shigure, Ayame, Akito, Kana, and Kagura to it
Auhtors Note: I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED UNTIL NOW! I SHOULD DIE! Anyway hope you enjoyed, if you found this one to pervy sorry. I just figured it would annoy him the most because Shigure and Ayame are like that! I am still working on Tohru...
P.S. Baby bibs and guns is finished!