A/N sorry i havent updated for...uh what 2 years? XD i've been pretty busy sorry XD i totally forgot about it but anywayyy

Today was August 23rd Sakura's birthday in which she will spend it with her boyfriend or should i say

vampire madara who she has known since she was little only when she met him she didn't realize it was him since he had of course a fake name *tobi* and had a mask and was also a/e in the akatsuki the most fearsome group in all of the ninja world. But Sakura Didn't care. "hmm wonder how things are going with ino and that fish dude kisame" Sakura thought while hidan was just randomly staring at her while eating his eggs at the table.

"to answer your question Pinky i heard them going at it last night *snicker*" Hidan said with a wide

ass grin big enough to stick a whole football in it. "HEY WATCH IT ASSHOLE DON'T FUCKING CALL ME PINKY YOU STUPID IMMORTAL FUCKTARD" Sakura retorted "oooo such bad words for such a little PINK girl" "Shutup Hidan thats enough" Madara said as he walked in calmy and stands next to his girl as they share a swift kiss. "ew get a room" Deidara said, he is the one everyone always says looks like Ino because he has long blonde hair and blue eyes just like Ino and well he actually could be Ino's twin if it werent for that major hard on we can see poking through his pants. *inner sakura snickering*

okay so yeah i'm sakura haruno and let me just tell you who these guys are... well that one over there

by the microwave with the stiches on his face and the mask is kakuzu who is obsessed with money if you take his money or even spend a penny your pretty much dead if he is around. That one over there is well of course Deidara eating his cerial, ya know the stupid blonde hermaphadite, but anyway, that guy over there with the long black hair and red eyes that most people are afraid of is itachi uchiha, he is sas-gays older brother and really attractive if i might say, he doesn't talk much but if he does he mostly says "foolish little brother" or something about sas-gay i mean c'mon bro get over it your brother is just a fagg hence why he is dating naruto and is the UKE not the SEME the fucking UKE, man i always thought sas-gay would be the SEME not a mutha fucking UKE XD. that one over there with the plant on his head glaring at sasori for eating a salad is zetsu the man eating plant. you don't want to be around when he is hungry or else your screwed lmao. That one over there making fish fillet is sasori he has red hair like gaara the gay fucking asshole …but sasori is a mutha fucking puppet for crying out loud! How can a puppet be a vampire! I mean seriously c'mon bro! But anyway that one over there glaring at sasori who has the blue skin and looks sharky is the one who slept with my blonde friend Ino yeah you guessed it Kisame. And finally my man madara. I think I got everyone. If I forgot anyone OH FUCKING WELL. Now I will interduce the girls. I of course am Sakura Haruno I have bright bubble gum pink hair bright green eyes, a flat stomach, and D sized boobs. I am wearing a black gothic corset with tight leggings laced up boots a bat choker necklace and thick black eyeliner with fishnet stockings. That blonde over there next to the fish is Ino she is like me but with blonde hair lighter then Deidara's and she has bright icey blue eyes, a shirt that goes abover her belly button. She is wearing a purple tank and booty shorts. I mean BOOTY shorts. You can pratically see her ass UH YUCK! Now that one with the short purple hair and white eyes is Hinata Hyuga she is really pretty in my oppinion she is wearing a long sleaved shirt with a pair of random jeans she found in my closet. That one over there with the blonde hair and 4 pigtails is Gaara's sister Temari, she is just in her bikini since she just got out of the pool.

A/N YES THE AKATSUKI HAVE AN INDOOR POOL THAT IS WEAR SAKURA AND MADARA WILL MAKE LOVE IN LATER CHAPTERS TEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

That one right there with the brown buns on her head and the pink tank and green pants is Temari she is one of my good friends but fuck with her and she will kick your mother fucking ass all the way to hong kong baby not even kidding just ask Hidan he brought us back some food too.

"HEY SHUTUP PINKEY NOT FUNNY YOU DON'T NEED TO BE TELLING EVERYONE THAT!"

"YEAH THIS COULD END UP ON YOUTUBE! YOU NEVER KNOW ! LIKE LAST WEEK WHEN WE CAUGHT NARUTO AND GAARA IN THE POOL THAT'S ON YOUTUBE….TOBI? YOU PUT THAT ON THERE?" Itachi screamed/asked.

"Uhm yeah Itachi Onii" he replied

"Oh lord"

Well I think that's everyone so Sakura here just saying hope you guys look forward to later chapters this chapter was just about introducing everyone to you viewers out there and miss shiori chan is sorry she hasn't updated for AHEM 2 YEARS! But she had a severe death in her family and was dealing with the loss of her 7 year old sister who died of cancer. So please give miss shiori chan kind reviews she worked very hard and had to interview us all to get this valuable information about us that noone knows. So she hopes that you enjoyed this chapter though it is certainly not as good as the first.. and im still pissed noone told me happy birthday

"happy birthday sakura" madara said huskly

"arigatou madara san"