Alright, this is the outcome when all my favorite characters decide it's time for a showdown in singing... lol... enjoy. Oh, and yes my character is in this... so deal with it... I'll be hosting, and my character will be singing. Also, I gotta thank Thraxbaby for giving me the idea... oh, and you're totally right... Now I'm in love with a cartoon villain named Thrax... lol Anyways, nothing to do with this story... this story is just for fun... Hope ya'll like it and if someone has already done an american idol remake, well tough... cause now my characters are in this! mwahahahahaha... alright, had a freak out moment... lol... anyways, please read this... love ya, and please read and review!
Host: Hello, and welcome back to London's next top idol. Today's contestants are Basil of Bakerstreet, Olivia Flaversham, Padriac Ratigan, and Elizabeth of Bakerstreet. And here are your judges! (points to the judge table). Kaylee, Hiram Flaversham, and... **stops and looks puzzled at the empty third seat** Where's our third host?
He turns to Kaylee who too shrugs and looks around. Finally, a voice is heard in the back.
Voice (British accent): Do I really have to judge a bunch of cartoon mice!
Kaylee: Simon, get your butt out here, or I'll come and drag you out here myself. You know I will, I've done it before!
Simon walks out, and sits down.
Simon: Ugh, let's just get this over with!
Host: Okay, now that we have our host deal over with... **simon rolls his eyes** let's play, London's next top idol! Our first contestant is... Professor Padraic Ratigan!
Simon: So, what are you going to perform for us today?
Ratigan: Some of you may remember this... **chuckles evily**
From the brain that brought you the big Ben caper
the head that made headlines in every newspaper
and wondrous things like the tower bridge job
that cunning display that made Londoners sob!
Now comes the real tour de force
tricky and wicked of course!
My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again
an even grimmer plot has been simmering in my great criminal brain!
Three thugs came out on the stage at that moment...
even meaner! you mean it!
worse than the widows and orphans you drowned!
You're the best of the worst around, oh Ratigan! Oh Ratigan!
You're one of a kind! Oh Ratigan Oh Ratigan, the world's greatest criminal mind!
Even louder! We'll shout it! No one can doubt what we know you can do!
You're more evil than even you!
Oh Ratigan, oh Ratigan.
you're one of a kind!
To Ratigan, To Ratigan!
The world's greatest Criminal mind!
Host: Very nicely done, and this time Bartholomew didn't get eaten! Let's see what our judges have to say.
Flaversham: Well, I've got to say... No. It's just, I've heard the song before and you really should have moved away from the song.
Host: Oh, one no. Let's see if Kaylee can pull him out of the gutter.
Kaylee: Really, I have to agree with Flaversham. You're living in the past, not the now. So, I'm going to have to say no.
Simon: As will I
Basil: How are you even alive anyways?
Ratigan: Oh, shut up! What would you know!
Host: Next up after these messages is Olivia Flaversham!
lol... how did I do?