Dear Amy Rose,

I'd like to take this opportunity to apologise for any mistakes I commit in our relationship. I know it hasn't been clear sailing, and not just because I despise water. We've had our ups and downs just like everyone else out there but we work through it and as a result grow closer.

I'd like you to take a minute to think about what we feel for each other and reflect on all the good times we've shared together. When we first met, beating up badnicks, our first kiss. You know, that kinda stuff.

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You're supposed to be reflecting right now Amy.

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Eherm, reflect.

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I don't feel much reflecting happening here Ames.

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That's better. You remember all that beautiful stuff right? Good. I accidently ruined your flower patch this morning.

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I love you. A lot.

Yours now and forever,

Sonic the Hedgehog x

P.S.

You are every reason, every hope and every dream I've ever had


I feel like such a troll for posting such a lame-ass letter after two and half years of nothing but I reckon it's something Sonic would probably do so I'm gonna ahead and do it anyway (I'm so sorry if you were expecting something more romantic). The post-script is by Nicholas Sparks (from The Notebook)