20 WAYS TO MAKE SNAPE GO CRAZY
A/N: Dumbledore, Snape, Sirius and Remus are not dead in this fic.
Disclaimer: I don't own it.
It was the start of the gangs final year at Hogwarts. Having missed last year to kill off old Voldie, Ginny was in the same year as Harry, Ron, Draco and Hermione. Life in the wizarding world had settled down now that Voldie was gone. Hermione's life over the summer had been hell and now she just wanted to get back to Hogwarts so she wouldn't have to make all the decisions.
Dad had been a nightmare over the summer, continually demanding that I don't go back and so on. I had to leave in the end and stayed in the Leaky Cauldron for the remainder of the summer. None of the gang knew, and I was determined it keep it that way.
The only person I ran into while I stayed there for the summer was Snape, but I span him a yarn about school supplies when asked where my parents where. In truth, I doubt he believed me. As for the rest of the week, I had a sneaky suspicion that he was following me. No one knew that my mother was murdered by Bellitrix while I was away hunting Horcruxes with Harry and Ron.
The train ride to Hogwarts was the same as ever. As was the sorting and feast, except for the eyes that where burning a hole in my back. And whoever it was, they were quick enough to look away before I caught them.
As Head Girl and Head Boy, Draco and I had new quarters. So we had to remain behind while everyone else went to bed. Professor McGonagall showed us to our rooms which where in the dungeons across the hall from Prof. Snape's private quarters.
It was early, so Draco and I decided to head to Gryffindor tower and chat with the boys and Ginny. Upon arriving, the boys jumped us and told us of their brilliant plan to get back and the teachers one last time. I told them they where crazy and that I would report them if they did.
"Don't be such a prude, Mione and have some fun for once," whined Ron. "Come on Mione it could be fun!" said Harry, backing Ron up as usual.
"I have a better idea," said Draco, "seeing as Hermione never gets in trouble and that all teachers would forgive her instantly, why don't you do Hermione? Or are you too scared to give up that perfect record of yours?"
It's my last year and I want to have fun and, oh what the hell….."Fine, I will. Hand the prank list over gentlemen and let me show you how the big people play." This of course made everyone in the room dissolve into laughter including myself.
This is going to be one fun filled year.
"Oh and by the way, I choose Snape to be my victim." and with that said left for bed.
I wonder how Snape will take this new me. Oh well, serves him right for being a bastard all these years and for following me around when I was at Diagon Alley.
Oh, God! I've just remembered Snape's are go-to person for the Head Boy and Girl this year. I'm dead!
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