Disclaimer: Nope.

Author's Note: I honestly can't believe this parody hasn't been made yet. But… well, here we are now. Better late than never. XD

Warnings: Spoilers for Kuro II, episode one.

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Ciel in a Box

(Parody lyrics to "Dick in a Box")

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Hey Alois,
I have something quite important to steal from you
So take me to… your cellar

After season one's finale
I came to know my loss (such a big loss)
And now I'm ready
To resurrect my boss

(Wooow) You know it's ep one
Of Kuro's season two (season two)
I won't be upstaged by some guy with a bad hairdo

My trunk's real special, but off slips the top
The brat peeks inside— it's my lord in a box (he's in a box)

Not gonna let him drown in the sea
You know that he's worth so much more to me
Not gonna wait on the Isle of the Dead
You know I don't mind if I don't get fed
Not gonna leave him alone to rot
You know I need in on this season's plot

Only want to serve one master now
'Cause he's special, girls
He's my lord in a box, bocchan in a box, girls
He's my lord in a box, bocchan in a box, girls

See, I'm wise enough to know how to save my master
And I've got just the one—and I'm going to show him that he is second to none
To all the butlers out there with dead masters to impress
Here's how to tote his lifeless carcass:

One- Find yourself a big box
Two- Put your lord in that box
Three- Go on trips with the box
And that's the way you do it

It's my lord in a box… bocchan in a box, girls
It's my lord in a box… bocchan in a box, girls

Episodes- my lord in a box
Fanart- my lord in a box
AMVs- my lord in a box
Everywhere in fandom there's my lord in a box
Over at the Trancy's house, my lord in a box
Running through the forest with my lord in a box
Sitting in a clearing with my lord in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
My lord in a box, my lord in a box, my lord in a box

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(And then, because he liked it, Sebastian put a ring on it. XD)

EDIT: This parody... is now a music video! Check it out on youtube: http(collon)(double slash)www(dot)(slash)watch?v=ODPog8y5jdE