OLLIE JONES KINDERGARDENUR

"OLLIE JONES, YOU GET OUTTA MY ROOM THIS INSTANT!"

"Okay, Junie I'm going. Just let me check for that worm I put in your desk this morning."

"YOU PUT A WORM IN MY DESK! OH OLLIE, YOU ARE GOING TO GET IT NOW!"

"Get what now?"

"That's it. YOUR DEAD!"

FREAZ

Hola, I am Ollie. Otherwise known as Dark Lord underscore 135986. You have probably herd of me from my sister's books. I used to be a baby back then. I am a big kid now. I don't even wear Pull- Ups anymor. I wear big boy underpants, like my Mommy likes to cal dem. I havent bin brainwashed like Junie B, so don't worry. Let me first get ONE POINT STRAIT. KINDERGADERNURS DONT PLANT GARDENS LIKE I TOUGHT. THEY SIT AND LURN AND NOT WATCH TV. My sister already got to write a book, so now I am riting a book. Now don't make a mistake and think that this will be like Puny Junie's books. I don't rite girly books.

NOW BAK TO THE DRAMA

"MOOOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYY!"

I screamd and grabbed her legs. Then I made my eyeballs big and wide and made a puppy face and lookes at Mommy and said,

"Mommy, please don't let Junie B. kill me. I love you."

"JUNIE BEATRICE JONES! WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU SCARING POOR LITTLE OLLIE?" she hollered up there.

"Mom, I am not killing him, I was just scaring him for putting his dumb worm in my desk." She said as she came down. Then she looked at me and growled.

"MOMMY! JUNIE JUST GROWLED ME OUT!"

"Junie B.! I'm surprised at you! You should be a role model for Ollie!"

"Mom, I hate to break it to you but Junie isn't pretty."

"Well squirt, you aren't exactly a male model either…"

"Ollie honey, role model doesn't mean someone who is pretty. It mans someone hwo puts up and example for you. And Ollie, If I catch you with another critter close to your sisters room, YOU WILL BE IN BIG TROUBLE."

"Yeah, Ollie. BIG trouble." Said Junie.

"Junie B., if you ever threaten your brother again, you will be doing double chores for TWO months!"

I just went up to my room, closed and locked the door, thought up a scheme. A scheme that will leave Junie screaming. And I wouldn't be the one that would be blamed. Who should it be? Hmm… Oh! I know!

Herbert