Summary: AU. Roderich, Gilbert and Ludwig are three cousins who are charged by God with a sacred quest. Kind of a parody of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but I twisted it around a little.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, Monty Python, or anything else I'll be using in this fic. They all belong to their respective creators.

Author's Note: Some (or all) of the characters may be a bit OOC in this story. Oh, and just like with Interview With the Beilschmidts, I originally wrote this on one of my Gaia mule accounts.


Hetalia Falls was a small, peaceful town, in the country of Suujiku. This old-fashioned-looking-but-modern town was home to a certain treasure of the entire country: the Holy Grail.

As mentioned before, Hetalia Falls was a peaceful place to live…was, until one night, when the Holy Grail was stolen. Hearing about this, most of the able-bodied men in the town left in search of this treasure. This was 6 months ago. No one has heard from them since.

Since that fateful day, the residents of Hetalia Falls have been waiting and waiting for these brave men to return.