(ShadowGirl runs through a dark jungle as Naruto finally finds her)

Naruto: And just where have you been?

ShadowGirl: Ah! Naruto, I, I, I...Got lost...

Naruto: And you haven't updated in months!

ShadowGirl: Well, yes, because I got lost...heh.

(Naruto takes a deep angry breath and looks to his right)

Naruto: Three more steps and you're at your front door.

ShadowGirl: So...I'm not lost in a jungle?

Naruto: You're in your own backyard!

(ShadowGirl suddenly dashes away through her backyard screaming...)


I don't own Naruto.

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Oh the shame.

So Naruto has now officially passed the ninja exams, no matter how weird the circumstances leading up to it were. You'd think everything would be good then, right? Wrong.

Because now all of Naruto's classmates were being put into ninja groups. No one of course wanted to be with Naruto; however Naruto did want to be with one person in his class more than anything, a girl, to be precise, named Sakura Haruno. Sakura however did not want to be in the same group with Naruto and only ever dreamed of being with Sasuke Uchiha. Sasuke didn't want to be paired with anyone, let alone an annoying girl like Sakura, or an idiot like Naruto.

"Sakura you shall be paired with Naruto and Sasuke."


Insert weird title here.

A man observed (or rather spied) on Naruto and Sasuke in a near by tree, as it was declared by their Sensei they would be put together in the same ninja group. The man closed his eyes in deep thought and let out a dry chuckle, "well, well, this is getting rather interesting, isn't it?" Anyone listening in at this point may have thought the man was talking to himself, however there was a response. A response from a monkey as it too chuckled along with its master.

Just because he told you not to.

Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke were waiting for their new sensei to show up. Each ignored each other. Suddenly the classroom door slid open revealing who would be their new sensei.

"Yo," he said smiling, "I'm Kakashi."

Naruto looked from Sakura to Sasuke, "right then."

Kakashi stared down the three, "what?"

"Why are you wearing a mask?" Naruto never did learn his manners.

Kakashi frowned, "It's to protect myself against you."


"Yes, you. I'm allergic to kids, one sniff of you guys and I get hives."

Sakura piped up, "what if we touch you?"

Kakashi blanched, "that's what the gloves are for."

Sasuke stood, "you didn't answer her question."

"I...err...meet me at six o'clock tomorrow morning for training. Don't eat breakfast."

"Why not?"

"Just because I told you not to."

"But why did you tell us not to?"

"Just because." And with that, Kakashi disappeared.

"I am so eating breakfast tomorrow." Naruto said.

Sasuke and Sakura agreed.

Stuck together.

Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke waited all of fifteen minutes before their Sensei showed up.

Sakura frowned, "you're late!"

Kakashi looked around confusedly, "oops, wrong place."

Kakashi then disappeared in a dramatic puff of smoke.

Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke waited again for all of TWO HOURS before their Sensei showed up.

They were not impressed.

"Okay I'm sorry; I just have a confused body clock..." Kakashi mumbled as he stared into the faces of three grumpy teenagers.

"Worst. Excuse. Ever." Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura recited at the same time.

"Okay then, let's train with bells!" Kakashi said nervously as he produced two bells from his pocket. The bells each hanged off their own string.

Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto gave each other weird looks, weather they liked it or not, it looked like for now they were stuck together...

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(Naruto hunts down ShadowGirl, again)

Naruto: You are sooo lazy...

ShadowGirl: Shuddup, I just have a confused body clock!

Naruto: Worst. Excuse. Ever.