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In Rachel Berry's not-so-humble opinion, Noah Puckerman is a complete manwhore. He's a womanizing bully of a jock who doesn't care about anyone other than himself. And he doesn't even look after himself properly, the idiot: drinking and debauchery are definitely not on the prescribed list of things to do in order to live past the age of forty.

But he is a fine specimen, Rachel Berry will allow Noah Puckerman that much. He is possibly the most gorgeous guy in all of Lima, and he does have a beautiful, sinfully sexy voice. Rachel loves a good singer, and Noah might just be better than both Finn and Jesse. Put together.

Oh yes, Noah Puckerman is a complete manwhore. But Rachel Berry is beginning to find that she simply can't get enough of him.