***I do not own 'Twilight'. I just like to mess with the characters. ***

Thank you everyone for your reviews and your support. I appreciate the swift kick in the ass that I have received from all of you out there. Especially, all the threats I received if I didn't continue on with PB&J. Here it is. I hope you enjoy. By the way "It's a BOY!", for me not the characters. Or at least not yet, we'll see…..


We quickly switched positions, she removed her clothes quickly and she was on her knees. She ran her nails up and down my stomach, and she took me in her mouth. So hot. I saw her little tongue lick up some of the venom at the tip. She sucked on my cock for I don't know how long and I was groaning. I wanted to be in her.

I sensed her need as well as mine. I lifted her up against the dressing room wall with a loud SLAM, I kissed her feverishly and I fucked her like there was no tomorrow. Sweat dripped down her body. I took one her pretty pink nipples into my mouth and suckled on it while I continued to pound into her. I felt her grip around my cock tighten along with the hold of her legs around my waist.

We came together, moaning and swearing. In that moment, both of us were completely and utterly unaware of our surroundings and I didn't care.

Chapter 27


My life is perfect right now.

I feel peace running through me and pure happiness. I noticed everyone around me had a smile on their faces. I felt the same emotions coming from them. It's getting close to Christmas and we are in a department store. That is just not right.

About now you would have customers yelling at sales people or kids crying about wanting to leave. Tension would most definitely be high. And the only reason that isn't happening is because I am projecting.

I quickly reined in my emotions.

"Don't be such an ass. I told you we are not going to your mom's for Christmas. We promised my parents that we were going to theirs."

"Mommy, I want to go home."

"What do you mean you don't have a size ten? Go check in the back in your storage room or something."

"Let me speak to your manager."

"Mom, mom, mom, mom, mommy,mommy, mommy, Louise, Louise, Louise, mama, mama."


Ahh… now that is more like Christmas.

I never knew shopping could be so fun.

Whoa, there. Did I just think that? I have never heard myself use the words 'shopping' and 'fun' in the same sentence. I think I need to hurry this up before I lose my mind. Also it's about time that I meet up with Carlisle.

I quickly paid for my items and headed out of the store. Two more stops and I will be done here. I made my way to the jewelers to meet up with Carlisle. It was a couple of stores down from where I was; so getting there didn't take me too long.

I was half way out the door when I felt my phone vibrate.

Getting out my phone I noticed it was a message from Peter.

Keep an eye out. Something doesn't feel right. With our girl now.

I froze.

What the hell did that cryptic fucker mean by 'keep an eye out'? I know I should listen to him when he has these feelings, but fuck I wish his 'gift' worked better.

Especially, if it involves our mate.

We just found her and I am sure as hell not going to lose her.

I walked out of 'Macy's' and headed towards the jewelers. I looked everywhere and at everyone as I passed. I check emotions; to see if I picked up anything unusual. There was nothing out of the ordinary; just the usual stress level of the holidays.

What the hell is going on around here?

We've had a peaceful existence for the past couple of years and now that we have our mate; shit happens. I should have known something was lurking around the corner. Bella is quite a danger magnet. It was like that in Forks and now in San Antonio. Texas of all fucking places in the world. Sure we have had our problems with vampires. Shit, I was one of the ones that caused it, but now?

Seriously, why can't things be peaceful and normal?

Peter and I have been through so much shit both emotionally and physically. Aren't we allowed some happiness in our lives? We've paid our fucking dues. We deserve it. So fuck this I'm not going to let anyone ruin our lives.

We are going to have a great Christmas with our mate and our family.

"Hey son, I'm sorry. I was caught up shopping with your mother. She's going a bit overboard with presents this year, more than usual. I'm probably going to see a big bill in the mail after the New Year." Carlisle's happiness was shooting out of him. His happiness was actually a bit soothing compared to the shit I'm feeling now.

"That's fine dad. I just got here. I'm about done. Or at least I hope to be. It's been awhile since we have actually celebrated Christmas." I smiled over at my father.

"Believe it or not I actually enjoyed shopping and you know how much I hate that, Pops."

Carlisle nodded, but had the same smile I did going across his face.

"It's going to go great son. I'm sure everyone is looking forward to spending the holidays together. I know you aren't going to like to hear this, but I do wish the whole family was here to enjoy this."

I growled. How can he think that after what the pixie bitch and prudepire did that I still want to be around them?

"I know, I know, son you don't want to hear it, but they are still my children. I know Edward can be a 'douche bag' but he's still my son. Alice is no better, but still. It's the holidays. It's a time for families to be together and all the other good stuff people advertise about."

Carlisle using the word 'douche bag' in a sentence is a bit strange; more so that he used it to describe his son.

"Listen, Carlisle. I know you would love to have your whole family around during Christmas. If circumstances were different I would be happy to have everyone get together, but not now. Especially, after what Edward and Alice did to our mate and to our family." I rubbed the back of my neck with my hand.

"I'm not willing to forgive them anytime soon. So it might be a long while for me to even be open to the idea of actually talking to either one of them."

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

With perfect timing Carlisle's phone went on.

"Remind me never to let Emmett near my phone." He looked down at the name on the screen and was confused.

"Hello Alice, How are you doing?"

Figures the bitch would call. I wonder what the hell she wants.

"Hello Dad, I'm fine actually, but I'm wondering where you and mom are. We're here at the Denali's we thought we would come home for Christmas. I didn't know you were down visiting Jasper and Peter." I heard the confusion in Alice's voice.

How can she not know what was going on? She's the all knowing eight ball.

"Hold on, Alice. How did you not know where we were?" Carlisle asked. His confusion was evident in his voice.

"I don't know, dad. I just didn't want to look into your futures. You deserve some privacy." You can hear the hesitancy in her voice.

The snort left my mouth before I could even stop it. I also received a glare from my father.

"Is that my Jazzy? Is he there with you, dad? Can I talk to him please?" She squealed into the phone.

I held up my hands waving my father off. 'I don't want to talk to her.' I mouthed to my father.

"Yes it is Alice, but I don't think that is a good idea. We are just finishing up some last minute shopping here. So what can I help you with, Alice?"

"Well dad. Like I said we are here at the Denali's. We were hoping you and the family would be here. I know it's been awhile since we have all been together. Edward and I have missed you all so much so what better time than ever to show up together." I know she kept talking, but I decided just to head inside the store.

'I'll meet you inside' I mouthed again. My father rolled his eyes and waved me off. We were here to speak to the jeweler to get a special order in for our mate. We know its short notice, but I know with a bit of dazzling and of course money would help in our situation.

Once inside I'll have at least a little time to look around. Who knows what I might find. Peter and I still haven't found the perfect gift for our girl.


Turn to your right. First display. You'll see. All is okay.

Well that was simple.I guess shopping can be fun. I made my way towards the display.

Stupid Fucker! There it was staring right at me.


I reached into my pocket and pulled out my phone knowing exactly who it was.

Told you!

"Stupid asshole." I said out loud.

"Can I help you, sir?"

"Umm…. Yes. I'd like to take that ring. Second row third one on the left please. I'm also wondering if you have two more of the same rings in stock. If you do I would like to take them also."

"Certainly sir, I will check to see if we have these rings in stock. Is there anything else we can help you with today?"

Who knew shopping could be so easy. I certainly didn't.

"Yes, there is. I would like to speak to your manager please. I need to place a special order."

"I'll be more than happy to let you speak with him. But how soon did you need this order?"

I felt the nerves coming from the salesman.

"I will need it by Christmas Eve. Before you say anything price is no object. We just really need it by then."

I felt the salesman's weariness from my statement, but I could understand his feelings. Taking a special order, especially just a couple of days till Christmas will be pretty hard to pull off no matter what it is or how much money you have.

"Umm…sir you have to under…"

"Listen, I know this will be hard to do. Especially so close to Christmas, but it is important to my family and myself that we get this. Like I said money is no object. We will pay. We just need it done."

"Okay sir. Let me get my manager and I will check on those rings for you. What sizes will you need for the rings?"

I relayed the sizes to the poor guy and sent him some reassurance.

I felt my father's anxiety before he came up next to me.

"So what did the she-devil want? Just spill it and do not sugar coat anything. With the feelings you're putting out I know it's nothing good." I snapped.

I know I shouldn't have snapped, but that woman is the worst. Nothing good comes out of her.

"Sorry dad, but you know how she is."

"I know son. I'll just tell you a little of what she said and we will discuss the rest at home with the rest of the family since it concerns them also. To summarize everything she and Edward are back in the U.S. They got tired of their traveling and they wanted to come home.

They were hoping we would be at home to spend the holidays with us, but since we are here that is not going to happen. I told them.."

"How convenient of them; now that we are all happy they decide to turn up. I hope you told them that they are not welcomed here." I quickly interrupted.

"If you let me finish I will tell you what I told them." He waited a moment before he started up again.

I mumbled an 'I'm sorry'.

"I told them that we are in Texas celebrating the holidays with you and Peter. I also said that it wouldn't be a wise choice for them to come if they weren't invited." I felt his hesitation.

I lifted an eyebrow in his direction and motioned for him to continue.

"Okay..well I told them that I would talk to you and Peter to see if it would be okay for them to come sometime after or before the New Year. Before you say anything son. I told them that I would talk to the both of you and of course the family. I didn't make any promises to them."

I was about to give my father a piece of my mind when not only did the manager and salesman show up, but my annoying brother also. I felt the slap on my back before I heard his annoying voice.

"So Papa C did you give Jasper here the good news?" Peter's voice held his amusement of this situation.

Stupid asshole.

"Yes son, I was just telling him. Where are the girls and Emmett?"

"They're in good hands, Papa C. Cujo showed up and he's with Emmett helping the girls with their bags. Last I saw them they were headed to the snack bar. I think our girl is going to make Emmett chow down some cookies. He's going to be hacking up something fierce tonight. I know if I would have stayed I would probably be there right along with Emmett. So I decided to just step away, before I actually did it. I wouldn't be able to tell Bella no."

I got a pretty good mental image of how tonight will be with Emmett throwing up in the bathroom. Kind of like the last time that Bella dared him to eat cafeteria food. Cafeteria food of all things, and hell if I were human I would be throwing up also. I felt a slight shutter going through my body.

"I also didn't want to miss the expression on Jazz's face when you tell him the good news."

Stupid Bastard.

"Pardon me, sirs. I'm the manager here and my salesman says you have a special order for us. I would like to tell you now. It might not be possible since we are days away from Christmas and our jeweler is very busy. So I have no guarantees that whatever you order will be done."

Now it's time to use my special gift and of course money. No matter where we are 'Money talks'.

So after a bit of my special talents and of course a big price to pay we were finally out. I know our girl is going to love this.

"Well that didn't hurt too much. Shopping wasn't so bad." I said more to myself than to anyone.


"WHAT THE HELL!" I rubbed the back of my head.

"Watch your tongue. I never want to hear those words coming out of your mouth. That's blasphemy. If I could I would have gotten goose bumps after that comment." Peter shuddered at the thought.

"What? Seriously shopping has been so much easier since I've been away from Alice and now with Bella in our lives I'm actually enjoying it. Going to the department stores today I was in and out in a matter of minutes instead of hours. I also know that our girl enjoys shopping as much as I do."

Thank god Bella didn't like shopping.

"Well you are right about that. Though I think shopping with our girl might be a lot more fun if one of us joins her." Peter said with a whole bunch of lust behind that comment.

I quickly looked up at him and he looked down. Not quite in shame but I felt his embarrassment.

"What do you mean by that, Peter?"

"Well you will find out soon enough. Give it time brotha and you will find out the joys of shopping with our girl. Believe me it won't be the same and I think you and I will be following her around like little lap dogs." A quick wink and his feelings returned to being amused.

Well I hope I find out soon.

"So Papa C. Tell Jazz here the good news."

Damn it all to hell. With Peter's amusement I don't think I'm going to like this very much.

"Well Jasper as you know already Alice and Edward are back in the States. They are going to spend Christmas with the Denail's as well as New Years with them. I was thinking maybe.."

"NO! They are not coming here. I don't want Alice or Edward anywhere near my mate. They can stay gone for all I care. I don't want them here at all. No. No. No."

I felt and sounded like an indignant child, but I don't give a flying fuck nugget. I don't want them here.

"Cool it Jazz man. Believe me when I say this. I don't want them here at all, but I think it will be a good thing if they come. Maybe not now, but give it to Valentine's Day maybe before for them to come."

"Are you kidding me, Peter? You seriously want them to come. The two people that basically ruined this family and deliberately kept me from my mate; and you want them here?"

I seriously couldn't believe what was happening here.

"Jazz, as much as it kills me. Yes. They need to come here. First of all in order for all us to move forward we need to come to some sort of closure with those two dumb asses. I know they caused problems, but it needs to be done. You are not the only one that is going to be upset about this whole situation, but I need you to be behind this."

"Peter's right son, if you aren't behind this no one else will be either. Not even your mother. As much as she does love Edward and Alice she was not happy with what happened with the family. She feels extremely hurt and betrayed by the both of them. Just think about it Jasper. That is all I am asking. I already told Alice that right now is not a good time for her to come and visit. I told her that I was going to speak to you and Peter first."

"I didn't guarantee her anything. So I am asking you son, please think about it. Don't give me an answer now."

Damn it all to hell, and I was having a good day.

I know this was a teaser chapter of what is yet to come. Believe me the next chapter is almost done. It will be up before Valentine's Day. The same goes for "Hell's not so bad". Sooo….thank you again for all your patience and your messages. I LOVE AND APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! I'M BACK!