Setting: the Los Angeles Airport.
The Golden Girls and the Partridge Family have just arrived in LA from Miami.
Keith: It was swell of you to come with us, Mrs. Zbornak. Your friends are really groovy.
Dorothy: (pointing to Blanche as she sashays toward them in four-inch heels) Yes, well, watch out for that one.
Blanche: Why, hello there, Keith.
Keith: Hello, Mrs. Devereaux.
Blanche: Oh, don't be so formal! Call me Blanche, or Vixen, whichever you prefer.
Blanche: It's my stage name, Dorothy! Like Cher...or Prince! I use it all the time at the Rusty Anchor.
Keith: Do you sing too?
Blanche: Why, yes! Would you like to hear something?
Keith: That would be groovy.
Blanche: (sings and dances to "I Wanna Be Loved By You" in the middle of the airport, causing many people to stare at them)
Sophia: Oh my God! One glass of Chardonnay and the slut thinks she's Rita Hayworth.
Dorothy: Ma! Don't talk like that in front of him. (motions to Danny)
Danny: Hey! Who do you think I am, the Beave? Give me a break! I'm wise to the ways of the world.
Sophia: I like this kid!
Blanche finishes her song.
Blanche: Well, what do you think?
Keith and Shirley look at each other.
Keith: Uhh...to be honest, Mrs. Devereaux, you're not really what we're looking for.
Dorothy: (laughs haughtily)
Blanche: But I belong in show business! (walks closer to him) Are you sure there isn't any way that we could work this out? (bats her eyelashes)
Shirley: (walks between Blanche and Keith) How about with a trip to jail?
Blanche: (backing off) My, what pretty earrings...
Rose comes back from the ice cream stand.
Rose: Girls! Guess what!
Dorothy: Elvis really IS alive?
Rose: No! Even better! The ice cream stand has 43 flavors of ice cream! What kinds do you want?
Dorothy: I'll take fish taco.
Rose: (confused) I don't think they have that, Dorothy...
Dorothy: Oh, darn! I'll pass, then.
Danny: Get me a rocky road.
Rose: (in a high, sweet voice) Sure, sweetheart! Would you like sprinkles on that?
Danny: (grimaces) No way!
Rose walks back to the ice cream stand.
Danny: (to Sophia) How old does she think I am? Seven?
Sophia: Don't worry about the nitwit, kid. She still believes in the Great Pumpkin.
Rose returns with the ice cream.
Rose: (to Danny) Here you go!
Danny: Hey, thanks! By the way, next time you go to the pumpkin patch, say hello to Linus for me. (walks away)
Sophia: The kid's got a screw loose.
Shirley: Okay, everyone. Our show at Igor Beaver's Bar and Grill doesn't start until seven o'clock. That means that we've got plenty of time to go out and explore Hollywood!
Keith: Far out!
Shirley: I think that we should all stay together to make sure that we all make it to the show on time. Where would everybody like to go first?
Dorothy: The Walk of Fame.
Rose: The Hollywood Wax Museum.
Blanche: The Rusty Riverboat.
Sophia: Tony Bennett's house.
Keith: Inspiration point.
Danny: Wherever the babes are.
Shirley: (confused) Lunch it is! Let's go, gang!
The group leaves for Hollywood Boulevard.