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Welcome, Mikan Sakura!

Top News:

Sumire Shouda is now friends with Ruka Nogi and Mochiage. However, she has rejected the school idiot.

(23 minutes ago) Comment· Like

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Sumire Shouda: Too bad, Koizumi. I rejected your friendship request ((:

Mochiage: You go, girl!

Sumire Shouda: Are you trying to imply something, Mochiage?

Mochiage: No, mam. But I liked it!

Sumire Shouda: Whatever.

Hotaru Imai has started the group 'Uniting Buyers of Natsume-Ruka Photos'.

(19 minutes ago) Comment· Like· Join

(235 people including Sumire Shouda and Wakako Usami like this.)

(235 people have joined the group.)


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Yome Kokoroyomi:Wow… Hey, Natsume. Good luck!

Natsume Hyuuga: Imai! You're gonna get it tomorrow!

Anna Umenomiya, Tobita Yuu and 7 others have joined the group 'Class B'.

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(3 people including Kitsuneme and Nonoko Ogasawara like this.)

(10 people have joined the group.)

Youichi Hijiri is currently running away from Hotaru Imai because she keeps taking pictures of him, the stupid hag. If anyone sees her, please inform him immediately!

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Mikan Sakura: You-chan! Where are you now?

Youichi Hijiri: Stupid Nee-chan, if I told you, then Hotaru will find me -.-

Natsume Hyuuga: See what I mean, Youichi? Polka's just a pain in the butt.

Mikan Sakura: NATSUME! I am NOT a pain in the butt! You're just so annoying!

Natsume Hyuuga: I am not annoying, Polka. The one shouting here is you.

Mikan Sakura: HA! Got ya, Natsume! I'm not shouting on the INTERNET!

Natsume Hyuuga: Polka, using capital letters on the internet constitutes shouting.

Mikan Sakura: … Oh.

Youichi Hijiri: Can you guys stop please? It's hard to run when I keep getting alerts.

Mikan Sakura: YOU-CHAN! Why won't you tell me where you are?

Youichi Hijiri: Stupid Nee-chan. I said it just now.

Natsume Hyuuga: Whatever.

Youichi Hijiri: By the way, stop flooding my alerts while I'm on the run, you two flirters!

Mikan Sakura: We are NOT flirting, You-chan! .

Natsume Hyuuga: Yeah, Polka. The one doing all the flirting is you ((:

Mikan Sakura: NATSUME!

Natsume Hyuuga: What now, Strawberry?

Youichi Hijiri: Can the two of you go somewhere else to argue? Just not on my comment.

Mikan Sakura: Sorry, You-chan! I'll buy you Howalon later, okay? ((:

Natsume Hyuuga: Hn. By the way, Youichi; don't eat her food. She probably poisoned it.

Mikan Sakura: … For You-chan's sake, I'll drop this argument. For now.

Natsume Hyuuga: Hn.

EVENT: The 'Natsume-Ruka Online Fan Club' is having a meeting later today at 3PM. Venue is Sumire Shouda's room, number #3-769, Elementary School Dorm. Don't be late.

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Hotaru Imai: For 1 000 rabbits, I'll agree to video-record your meeting sessions.

Wakako Usami: Deal. The money will be passed to you later during the meeting.

Hotaru Imai: I won't be attending.

Wakako Usami: Huh? I thought you agreed to video-record…?

Hotaru Imai: I agreed, but Amanatsu will be doing the job. Pay her later.

Wakako Usami: Err… okay then. Thanks ((:

Most Recent:

Natsume Hyuuga is wondering why the stupid fangirls won't leave him alone.

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Mikan Sakura: Because you suck, Natsume ((:

Natsume Hyuuga: … Polka, I don't suck. It's the fangirls.

Yome Kokoroyomi: Do I see someone who's whipped?

Natsume Hyuuga: … Hello, Koko Crunch.

Mikan Sakura: What's whipped, Koko? Is it like, whipped cream? I'm eating it now ((:

Natsume Hyuuga: Polka, are you being hyper now?

Yome Kokoroyomi: Mi-chan, whipped is like… well, okay, it's NOT whipped cream.

Mikan Sakura: Natsume Yes, I'm being hyper now ((: HOWALON is love.

Kokoroyomi O.o Wow, then what IS it?

Natsume Hyuuga: What kind of Howalon did you just ingest, stupid? What a fatso.

Mikan Sakura: NATSUME! I'm eating cream-filled Howalon, of course! I'm not fat either!

Natsume Hyuuga: Yes, you are. Tell her like it is, Koko Crunch.

Yome Kokoroyomi: Natsume-kun, I don't want to be Koko Crunch… Mi-chan, good luck.

Mikan Sakura: Huh? What do you mean, good luck?

Yome Kokoroyomi: Err… nothing. I gotta go. Bye!

Mikan Sakura: Bye, Koko ((:

Natsume Hyuuga: Hn. By the way, Polka.

Mikan Sakura: What, Natsume?

Natsume Hyuuga: Are you free tonight?

Mikan Sakura: What, Natsume?

Mikan Sakura: … Natsume? Hello? You haven't replied for ten minutes…

Natsume Hyuuga: I'm taking you to see the doctor.

Mikan Sakura: WHAT? WHY?

Hotaru Imai: Because he's whipped. And you're getting fat, so he's worried.

Ruka Nogi: Hotaru! Give me back those photos!

Hotaru Imai: No can do, Nogi.

Mikan Sakura: Wait, Hotaru! What do you mean? Hi, Ruka-pyon! ((:

Natsume Hyuuga: Imai, you are going to disband that Facebook group NOW.

Hotaru Imai: What are you talking about, Hyuuga? Anyway, if you want to ask her out…


Natsume Hyuuga: Imai! You know what I mean. Anyway, about asking her out…

Hotaru Imai: Hyuuga Whatever, just bring her back by 10 PM. Nada on the group stuff.

Nogi Pay me 500 Rabbits first.

Ruka Nogi: WHAT? Are you crazy, Imai? That's like, two months of my allowance! )):

Natsume Hyuuga: Whatever, Imai. I'll bring her back by 10 PM… And about that group…!

Mikan Sakura: Wait, I don't understand! What's going on? )):

Hotaru Imai: Mikan He just wants to take you out.

Hyuuga I'm not disbanding that group. It's making me tons of money.

Mikan Sakura: WHAT? Natsume, if you wanted to take me to see the doctor so much…

Ruka Nogi: Fine, Imai. I'll wire you the money later )):

Hotaru Imai: Excellent choice, Nogi, because I might have increased the price…

Natsume Hyuuga: … Polka I'm not taking you to see the doctor.

Imai I'll talk about it later…

Mikan Sakura: But just now you said that you WERE going to take me to the doctor! Ten minutes ago! O.o

Natsume Hyuuga: … Whatever.

Kitsuneme: Good luck, bro. Have fun with Natsume, Mikan.

Mikan Sakura: Hi, Kitsuneme-kun! ((: Natsume, if we aren't going to the doctor, then…?

Natsume Hyuuga: You'll find out later. I'll pick you up at 7.

Mikan Sakura: Okay…? I gotta go now, bye guys!

Natsume Hyuuga: Where are you going?

Mikan Sakura: Hmm? I need to see Narumi-sensei about something regarding the play.

Natsume Hyuuga: … That bastard. Making you play Juliet…

Mikan Sakura: ? Well, bye Natsume! See you at 7 ((:

Mikan Sakura has logged off.

A/N: Well, how was this for my very first cybernet-based GAFFN fic? I hope it was good and interested you readers! ((:

I've wanted to make a fic like this for ages; but never found the time or energy -.- Plus, I haven't updated Flight H1127 in ages. Or my other fics, for that matter . Terrible, aren't I? o.O

Well, how about a review? Constructive criticism accepted ((:

BTW: Disclaimer: I do NOT own Gakuen Alice, Facebook, Twitter, iPhones, Blackberrys or any other thing mentioned in this fic :D