a.n. Okay, I wrote this in about 20 minutes, I was listening to my Spamalot CD and when this came on I thought, 'wait a second…' if you want to find the song it's on Monty Python and the holy grail. Enjoy!
"Cinderblock's smashing a bank downtown. Titans, go!" cried Robin as he saw the alert on the communications screen. The titans ran to the T-car and jumped in, driving as fast as they could to the site.
Beast boy glanced around the car, as if checking whether the coast was clear, and began to sing.
"Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Titans tower,
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin"
Robin was almost flattered, but the singing was very annoying, "Beast boy shut up."
"He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin"
Now that was a bit too graphic, if not for Robin then certainly for Starfire. He didn't notice Cyborg and Raven desperately holding back laughter at his expression of horror. Cyborgs hands were tightening on the steering wheel and Raven's hood was as far up as it would go and she was frantically trying to pull it down further. "Beast boy stop it."
"His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off,
And his penis-"
"We're here man." Thank god, thought Cyborg; he wasn't sure if he could take much more. Where had Beast boy found that song anyway?
They exited the car as quickly as possible, all business now. Raven and Starfire took to the skies and began shooting their energies at Cinderblock; Beast boy transformed into a pterodactyl and carried Cyborg, who was shooting his sonic cannon at the personified cement. Robin ran around him shooting his bird-a-rangs at Cinderblock and throwing his bombs, careful to avoid his airborne friends.
In a relatively short amount of time Cinderblock was down and out, the police loading him into a large truck to take him back to jail.
All of a sudden the titans were accosted by large numbers of reporters and fans, all trying to get an answer from them.
"What do you think of this new crime wave?"
"Cyborg will you make me a car?"
"Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault?"
"Will you marry me?"
"Who do you plan to support in the election?"
Robins eyes widened in fear under his mask. Monsters, easy. Fans, not so easy. "Let's go."
He all but ran for the T-car, with the others following closely behind him. Once the car was in motion, moving away from the paparazzi, Beast boy sang.
"Brave Sir Robin ran away,"
Robin turned angrily in his seat, "It wasn't running Beast boy."
"Bravely ran away, away,"
"No I didn't."
"When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled."
Cyborg's knuckles were tightening on the wheel again, so much that they were cracking, and Raven was biting the inside of her lip to keep from laughing. Robin was not amused. "Shut it."
"Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out."
That was it for Cyborg and Raven, who immediately burst out laughing at Robins stony expression and Beast boy's singing. Beast boy grinned but continued.
"Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin."
Suddenly there was a commotion from within the car, after which a squawking green chicken was thrown from the skylight.
a.n. I thought it was funny. Only my second humor! Which for me is an outrage. Anyway, review if you want, if you don't then you are like brave sir Robin :P