A.N.: PLZ REVIEW IF U LYKE IT ENUFF I MIGHT RITE A SEQUAL THNX


ACT I:

MICHAEL WESTIN LOOKED IN HIS FRIGE B/C HE WANTED SOME YOGURT BUT THERE WASN'T ANY.

"WTF FIONA, DID YOU STEAL MY LAST YOGURT!" THE SPY YELLED ON HIS CELLPHONE, WHICH HE HAD JUST USED 2 CALL HIS GF. EXCEPT SUMTIMES SHE WASNT HIS GF, BUT THIS WEEK SHE WAS

"OH MICHAL DONT BE SILLY" SAID FEE "I THINK UR MOM TOOK IT" SO MICHAEL DROVE 2 HIS MOMS HOUSE AND WHEN HE CAME IN HE WAS ABOUT 2 YELL AT HER EXCEPT SAM WAS THERE.

"SAM WHY R U AT MY MOMS" THE EXSPY ASKED

"OH I WUZ JUST HELPIN MADY MOVE SOME STUFF" THE EX SEAL SAID NERVUSLY

"OH SAM SWEETHART, SORRY FO-MICHEL! WHAT R U DOIN HERE?" THE MOM ASKED.

"DID U JUST CALL SAM SWEETHERT!"

"YEAH SO?"

"OMG THATS GROSS MOM I MEAN WTF SAM IS MY BFF"

"WERE IN LOVE MICHAL Y CANT U SEE THAT?"

"THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT FUCKING HAX" MICHAEL SAID AND STORMED OUT OF THE HOUSE!


ACT II:

IT HAD BEEN 3 DAYS SINCE MICHALE FOUND OUT THAT HIS MOM & HIS BFF SAM WERE KNOCKIN BOOTS SO 2 SPEEK (IT MEENS HAVIN SEX)

MICHEAL WAS RLY F-ING ANGRY ABOUT THAT

"IM RILY FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT THIS FI"

"I KNOW" SAID FI, MICHAELS MAYBE GF SAID IN RESPONSE TO HIS STATEMENT OF FACTUALITY

"I MEEN, SHES MY MOM AND HE IS MY BFF FOREVS, I JUST CANT GET OVER THAT IT IS SO GROSS"

"OH PLZ, THEY R BOTH GROWN ADULTS THEY CAN DO THE HORIZNTAL POLKA IF THEY WANT 2. I MEEN SAM IS PRITTY FIT 4 HIS AGE, I BET HE HAS A V. PLEEZING PEEN-"

"OH, CUM ON FI (A.N.: HE WISHES LOL). U DONT NEED 2 GET N-2 DETAILS! THAT IS V. GROSS!"

"SRY"

MICHAL GAVE A BIG SIGH AND ATE HIS YOGURT WHICH HE HAD RESTOCKED B/C HE WENT TO HIS FAVRIT GROOSHRY STORE THE OTHER DAY. "I JUST DUN LYKE THIS"

"WELL SAM IS GONNA B UR NEW STEPDADDY NOW MICHAL, SO GET OVER IT"

"FUCKING HAX"


ACT III (THE EPILOG):

ONE MONTH LATER

IT TURNS OUT THAT SAM WAS NOT MENT 2 B MICHALS NEW STEPDADDY, B/C HE & MADELLYN BROKED UP LIKE TWO WEEKS LATER

"IM SRY IT DIDNT WORK OUT WITH MY MOM, SAM" SAID MICHEL WESTON AS HE ATE HIS YOGURT AT HIS LOFT W/ HIS BFF SAM AXE

"NOT UR NOT" SAM SAID WHILE DRINKIN A BEER AND ALSO A MOJITO AND ALSO A LITTLE BIT OF STRAIT VODKA ON THE SIDE.

"LOL," MICHALE LAFFED OUT LOUD, "UR RITE, IM NOT. U WANT SOME YOGURT?"

"GTFO" SAM SAID KINDA ANGRILY BUT ALSO WITH A HINT OF VULNERABILITY. B/C HE WUZ HEART-BROKENED.

"NO U" SED MICHALE, & POINTED AT THE DOOR W/ HIS SPOON WHICH HAD YOGURT ON IT WHICH HE LICKED OFF LIKE A SECOND L8ER

"FUCKING HAX" SAID SAM, WHO LEFT IMMEEDIETLY

MICHAEL GOT ON HIS CELLPHONE AS SOON AS SAM LEFT. "HEY FI SAM JUST LEFT AND HES BROKEN UP W/ MY MOM SO IM NOT IN A BAD MOOD ANY MORE. U WUNNA COME OVER N HAVE SUM SEX WITH ME Y/N?"

"NO" SAID FI AND SHE HUNG UP THE PHONE & WENT SHOPPING

"HAX!" MICHALE SCREAMED!

THE END