Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: If this is short, then I humbly, so humbly apologize. I was forced to get this ending so that I wouldn't run out of time. By the time you read this in the future, it'll be much better. I prrrromise.
Waluigi sighed heavenly as he was welcomed back at his house by Petey Piranha and Gooper Blooper, who gave him the tire they found.
"Hey! This tire seems great!" Waluigi commented as he petted the tire, looking at both Petey and Gooper. "Where did you find this beauty?"
"Oh, we just so have happened to find it in a smelly old, damp, abandoned dump," Petey stated as he shrugged.
"...In a dump in the middle of nowhere!" Gooper complimented, waving his front and rear tentacles.
Waluigi rubbed the back of his neck, then he began laughing, slapping his knee. Looking at each other and grinning, Petey Piranha and Gooper Blooper joined in on the laughter, sharing Waluigi's grand birthday together.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WALUIGI!