Space Ghost smiled as he tapped his blue card on his desk, laughing with confidence as he smirked. "Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the show! I'm the host ghost with the most, from coast to coast, Space Ghost! Are you getting enough oxygen?"
Princess Bubblegum farted a bassy deep pitched tuba poot as she sighed of relief, a huge pink fart bubble behind her as she farted once more to make it part from her farting bubble butt. "Ahh, that felt so good..."
Marceline The Vampire Queen farted out a bubblier pooping fart as she fanned the air with her right hand. "I bet you can't mess your clothing like I can, Bonnibel!"
"Shut your butts and let me get to the point of this!" Space Ghost snapped as he clared his throat, turning to face the camera as he waved. "Anyway, don't try and deny it, fellow readers, you know you're sick and twisted enough to love this stuff. Well, anyway, here's MOAR of the good stuff. And yes, this shall have the Ice King, Lady Rainicorn, and the Lumpy Space Princess in it for that authentic Adventure Time feel."
Princess Bubblegum farted again, causing Space Ghost to blast her with one of his most famous weapons, his destructo ray. Marceline farted louder and laughed, only for Space Ghost to blast her too, growling at the two gassy girls of timely adventures as they dusted themselves off.
"...Anyway, now that I got the exposition out of the way, enjoy the story of fetishy pleasure, ladies and gentlemen!" Space Ghost declared as he waved to the camera, smiling as he tried his best to keep things under control.
"This sounds terrible." Dry Bowser pointed out as he and a few others were in the audience, noticing this flatulent predicament for themselves.
"It might, but that draws in the people. Plus it's canon." Arceus pointed out as the Pokemon god munched on popcorn, enjoying the show regardless.
"Canon, fanon, it doesn't matter. It goes to show there's all kinds of freaks in different manners." Gruntilda Winkybunion rhymed while fixing up her purple scarf.
"Quiet down!" Space Ghost angrily barked as he then zapped the audience members with his destructo ray, pounding his right fist on his desk that immediately caught on fire. "We have a fetish crack fanfic to get through, so just shut up and enjoy the ride!"
With that explosion from Space Ghost, the two Adventure Time token females began their own explosions of flatulence as they started their infamous farting contest, with Princess Bubblegum pooting bubble farts while Marceline tooted out raunchier toots, with Space Ghost shaking his head as the studio lights began to dim, to tell the real story of this fart fetish fanfiction.
Marceline The Vampire Queen was snooping as usual around the Candy Kingdom, calling out Princess Bubblegum. Hearing Marceline's sexy vampire voice, Princess Bubblegum ran out of the entrance to her kingdom, panting as she approached Marceline, who had her arms folded.
"Yes, Marceline, what is it?" Princess Bubblegum asked as she approached Marceline, her hands behind her back.
Marceline whistled innocently for several seconds, before a devious smirk came across her face. "Oh... just follow me, would you?" She grabbed Princess Bubblegum by the right arm and headed several miles west from the Candy Kingdom, far enough for the Candy Kingdom to seem invisible. Marceline stopped under a big tall, old maple tree as she let go of Princess Bubblegum, placing her red guitar on the smooth grass.
"I... don't understand where you're going with this..." Princess Bubblegum questioned as she was feeling worrysome, not knowing what Marceline was up to.
Marceline giggled as she turned her head back at Princess Bubblegum, briefly hissing as she pulled out a container of vanilla ice cream out of nowhere. "Oh, I just wanted to share some of this with you. Is that okay?"
Princess Bubblegum gasped as her eyes widened with glee. "Oh, do I!" She sat down with Marceline, having her share of the ice cream.
Two minutes later, both Marceline and Princess Bubblegum let out two cute belches at the same time, being nice and full. Marceline patted her stomach as she narrowed her eyes, grinning at Princess Bubblegum as she wrapped her arm around her. Princess Bubblegum slightly blushed as Marceline then farted, giggling afterwards.
"Oh... my..." Princess Bubblegum tried containing herself as she farted also, blushing even more. "Just what was in that ice cream, anyway?"
Marceline sighed as she rubbed her full stomach, letting out another poot as she turned her head to Princess Bubblegum. "Well, I was actually bored, so I was thinking of... oh, I don't know... a fart contest?"
Princess Bubblegum gasped in shock as she stared at Marceline, who could only giggle as another loud poot busted out. Princess Bubblegum's blush disappeared as a dirty smirk came across her face.
"If it's a fart contest you want, then a fart contest you'll get," Princess Bubblegum accepted as she placed both of her hands on her stomach, farting louder than Marceline.
Meanwhile back at the Candy Kingdom, the Ice King was trying to steal Princess Bubblegum again. Much to his surprise, the candy citizens told him that Princess Bubblegum left with some sexy vampire lady.
"What! She left with Marceline!" The Ice King exclaimed as he groaned, lowering his head in shame as he sulked away, "So it be... Princess Bubblegum really is gone. I'll just go search for another princess... and then I can be able to give myself a PRRRROMOTION!" He exclaimed as he noticed no one was noticing him, making him sigh as he began flying with his beard.
Lady Rainicorn and the Lumpy Space Princess, who were chatting for each other for some bizarre reason, decided that they would search for Princess Bubblegum, and left the safety of the Candy Kingdom... to no one.