Space Ghost looked at his watch, then looked at the camera. "Well, the author hasn't been able to think of a proper ending, so we got Princess Bubblegum and Marceline here as a proper finish! Isn't that swell, guys?"
Moltar sighed as he shook his head. "Not really, no. It's pathetic, actually."
Space Ghost murmured as he kept tapping his blue card. "Huh up. Anyway, please welcome my gassy guests!"
Princess Bubblegum and Marceline were both in the orange seats in front of Space Ghost, still in their jeans. Zorak rolled his eyes.
"So, how come this story is so popular?" Space Ghost asked as he picked up his blue card.
Marceline wrapped her arms around the back of her head. "Well, it had both me and Bubblegum in it. And to be fair, I think this was one of the first Adventure Time fanfics."
"Yeah, and this was when /co/ was completely all over it," Princess Bubblegum added.
Space Ghost chuckled. "Ah yes, the Comics and Cartoons board. How I love that place." He posed as he placed his arms down. "So, why farting, of all things?"
Bonnibel blushed as she looked down. "Well, I can fart bubbles..."
"Yeah, vampires don't even have buttholes," Marceline pointed out as she chuckled, "But I enjoy breaking the laws of physics anyway, so..." She farted loudly, letting out a raunchy toot.
Space Ghost laughed heartily. "Ho ho, good one, Marceline!" He turned to Princess Bubblegum. "And what about you?"
Princess Bubblegum rubbed her right arm. "Well... err..." She farted, her poot going from tuba like to wet, a pink bubble forming from her butt.
Space Ghost's eyes widened as he noticed how large the gas bubble was. "My, you sure do get around with your gas!" He then heard a timer going off, waving at the camera. "Well, that's all the time we have, girls! Good luck with your farting!"
"But Space Ghost, the author is ending the fanfic here," Zorak interrupted as he rubbed his hands.
Space Ghost looked at Zorak, then turned to the camera. "Is that true, Moltar?"
Moltar nodded his head as he pushed the lever up. "That's right, Tad."
Space Ghost pointed at Marceline and Princess Bubblegum. "Well, you two should stink up the place as much as you can! Let's end this on a high note!"
"My pleasure!" Marceline laughed as she grunted, placing both of her hands on her butt as she let out another raunchy fart. Princess Bubblegum gasped as she farted raunchy in response, the two girls letting out more raunchy farts that got deeper pitched.
Space Ghost laughed as he waved at the camera, finishing off the fanfic, "Thanks for reading, ladies and gentlemen! We'll see you some other time on the Ghost Planet! By now!"
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Yep, that's it for this popular joke. Hope y'all enjoyed it.