"I CANT WAIT 4 TOOSDAY" SED ELL.

"ME EITHER!" SED PETUR. "I LUV TEUSDYAS!"

"YOU NEED TO BE HERE" SED EL.

"ILL TRY I GESS" SED PEETER.

"TRY HARDUR!" SIAD ELLE.

"UGH!" SED PETIR.

"I NEED MAI HUSBND" SED EL.

"NO" SAID PETER "UR GOING BACK-"

"BUT HUNEE" INTRUPTED EL.

"-TO SAN FRAN" BCUZ HIS WYF WENT 2 SAN FRAN ON BZNS. (SHE WUS SEEKRITLY PREGGERS.)

"NOOOO IT HAS AWFUL GREEN SCREENS! UR SO CROOL" SED ELE.

"2 BAD" SED PEETER.

"I THOT U LOVED ME! STOP TRANSFERRING UR ANNOYANCE WIT NEEL ON2 ME!" SOBED ELLE.

"IT WUS OVER WEN U TUCHD MY CROSWURD PUZLES" SIAD PEETUR ANGRLY. "...WAIT"

EL SOBED MOAR N HELD THERE DOG SATCHMO.

"U WURN'T COMPLAINING WHEN I TUCHED UR "CROSWURD PUZLES" LAST

NIGHT!" SED ELL.

PETR SED NOTHING N JUST STARED AT HIS WYF.

"FINE, THEN IM TAKIN SATCHMO AND WERE GOIN 2 STAY WIT NEAL CUZ HE HAS GUD COFEE" SED EL ANGRLY.

"NO! U CANT! IM SORRY EL!" PETUR CRYD. "YOU WERE RIGHT! IT'S NEAL"

"OF COURSE I WAS RIGHT" SED ELIZABTH. "IM UR WYFE IM ALWASE RITE"

"YOU ARE!" SIAD PEETER "BOTH. MY WYFE AND ALWAIS WRITE!"

"GUD ANSER" SED EL.

"ITS JUST...I DONT GET NEIL" SED PETER "HES CONFUSING"

"HES A CONMAN HUNY" SIAD ELLE. "HES SUPOSSD 2 BE"

"BUT AT FURST HES LYK, I LUV U-" SED PEETUR.

"GASP, WAT" INTRUPTD EL.

"-BUT THEN HE'S DISTANT AND COLD"

"MABE HES SCARRED" SED ELL.

"AND I SWEAR TO ODEN HE SPARKLS IN THE SUN"

"I MEEN, THE LAST PERSN HE LUVD GOT ASPLOODED" SAID EL TO CONSUL HER

HUSBND.

"SHE DIDN'T" PETUR SED.

"...PEETER, HAVE U BEN REDIN TWILIHGT AGEN?"

"...NO"

"...PETAR"

"...ELLE"

ELLE STAIRD HER HUSBND DOEN NOWING HE WUSNT TELING HTE TRUTH.

"...I HAVNT BEN REDIN IT" SED PEETER "AGAIN"

"SIGH" SED EL.

"ELLE"

"WAT AM I GOIN 2 DO WIT U?" ASKD ELE RHETORICALLY.

"DONT JUDGE ME!" SED PEYTAR.

"OH, HUNEE I DONT JUDGE YOU. much. I LUV U!" SED ELLE TRYIN TO B NICE.

"U DONT REELY" SOBED PETER.

"D: PETER FRANCES DOMINGO TAKAHASHI ROMANO BURKE, U STOP THAT CRYIN U KNOW I LUV U! NOW STOP BEEIN A PANSEE N GO WALK SATCHMO. HE HAS 2 MAKE POOPY." SIAD ELLE.

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE MY FULL NAME!" SED PETAR "AND I CAN'T GO OUT LIKE THIS!"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ TWILIGHT!" RAPLYD EL. "AND WHY NOT?"

"MY FACE IS ALL BLOTCHY" CRYED PETER. N IT WAS CUZ HE CRYD LYK A GIRL AFTR BEIN DUMPD.

"GOD!" COMPLAYND ELLE. "MAN UP. UZ MY CONCEELAR. U NO WERE IT IS."

"NEAL MIGHT BE OUT THERE AND ~SEE~" SIAD PETR.

"IF HE REALLY LOVES YOU, HE WON'T CARE HOW YOU LOOK!" SED L AS SHE THRU HER HANDS IN HTE AIR AS SHE WAS FED UP WIT THE FED. AKA HER HUSBND.

"HE DOES!" SAID PEETER! "HE DOES CARE!"

"NOW WALK THE DAM DOG! I HAVE 2 MAKE DINER N BALNCE OUR CHEQUEBOOKS N RUN MY BZNS AND BE AWESOME!" COMPLAYND EL. THO IT WASNT REELY COMPLAYNIN CUZ IT WAS EL N SHES AWESUM. "WELL GOOD!"

"I'LL MAKE DINNER FOR YOU!" SED PEETER BCUZ HE LUVS HIS WYF. "BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! AND NOT NEAL" BUT HE LYED ABOOT THAT CUZ HE REELY LUVS NEIL.

"AWWW!" SED ELL.

"ATM" ADED PEETUR UNDR HIS BRETH.

"THANK YOU, SWEETIE!" SED ELL.

"YOU'RE WELCOME!" SED PEETER.

N THEY KISSED N SMUCHED N HUGED EECHOTHER UNTIL NEAL CAME.