You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Or even assume it's a book. (prompt: gape)

You Look like a Queen

The Doctor gaped. "Romana, you can't keep changing bodies like that. It's disturbing. It upsets the balance of the cosmos, confuses the fashion world. Wig-makers and plastic surgeons everywhere'll be in revolt. The ginger hair is especially atrocious and whatever were you thinking deciding on that hideous collar?"

She raised her chin. "How dare you address me thus, sir?"

"Oh come, Romana. You don't have to add the snotty, overbearing persona, I mean, just because you've made a horrible, immature decision and looked like Queen Elizabeth…" Someone small and blonde tugged at his sleeve.

"Doctor."

"What, Romana?"

"I'm over here."