The Russian and Tevye stared at each other for a moment.
"You want what," Tevye said
"Please sir I'm deeply in love with her"
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN JEWISH! OIL AND WATER CANNOT MIX"
"I will convert."
"YOU CANNOT TURN WATER INTO OIL AND YOU CANNOT TURN OIL INTO WATER," Tevye yelled, "EITHER YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND OR YOU ARE CRAZY"
"I am probably both," The Russian said
Tevye calmed down a little.
"Do you know what it means to convert? Do you realize you would need to get circumcised son?"
"I know and I don't care. A little hurt is worth it"
"Alright," Tevye said, "You have my blessing"