(A/N) This is just a random idea I got while looking through some old books in my closet. One of them was about a girl who called the wrong number, and ended up becoming friends with the guy she dialed, without ever meeting him. I was feeling in an AU mood, and knew I wanted to turn this into Hetalia somehow. A cosplay phone call I had earlier this evening added the characters for me. I've switched up the ages a bit, because I had to get it all to fit into the story. That's why it's an Alternate Universe, right? Anyways, this will be all talk, accept for the italics, which are just little necessary sounds. This is how the book was formatted, and I just couldn't figure out how to make something that was all phone conversation into something not formatted like this, without it completely sucking. If that last sentence made any sense. If you're wondering why I have the times and dates, I have absolutely no idea, so don't ask. The italics that are not noise are Russia. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia. If I did, yaoi would be canon (or more so) and Sealand would be recognized as a nation!

4:45 PM
July 2nd

Riiiing... Riiiing... Rii- click

"Like, hello?"

"Um, is this 237-1273?"

"No, you like, totally dialed the wrong number. This is 237-2273."

"Ah, sorry. Hey, you sound kinda familiar. Do I know you?"

"My name is like, Feliks, maybe you know me?"

"I don't know any Feliks, sorry."

"Aw, you like, should totally talk to me! I'm bored, and you sound cool!"

"I-I shouldn't, really I-"

"C'mon! At least tell me your name!"


"Hm... It's like, totally nice! So, like, got any siblings, Toris?"

"Well, actually I have to go pick up my little brother from his friend's house..."

"Aww, like, don't go!"

"Uh... How about I call you when I get back? I'll only be gone twenty minutes or so."

"Hm... That'll, like, totally work! I so cant wait! Talk soon, kay?"

"Ah, yeah... Bye Feliks."

"Like, bye Toris!"


8:32 PM
July 2nd

Riiiing... Riiiing... Rii- click.


"Yeah, it's me..."

"I like, totally thought you weren't going to call! What took so long?"

"Ah, sorry. Something... Came up."

"Hey, you totally don't sound so good. Like, is everything alright?"

"Ah, everything is just fine. I, um... I tripped when I was walking up the steps, and I hurt my ankle is all."

"Aw, I'm totally sorry Tor! I, like, wish I could make you feel better..."

"Why? You've only known me for a couple of hours."

"Yeah, but it's like, totally weird. I feel like I've known you for a long time!"

"I feel the same way. So, ah, what do you want to talk about?"

"Hm... You like, said you have a brother?"

"Yeah. Two, actually. Eduard and Raivis. I'm the oldest, Eduard is in the middle, and Raivis is the youngest."

"Hm. You're like, so totally lucky. I wish I had siblings."


"Like, tell me about them."

"Well, I don't know what I would do without them. Raivis is only twelve, and he's so small and fragile... He's got Leukemia. He's in remission right now, but he still looks like he would break if a gust of wind blew his way... I'm sorry, I shouldn't be troubling you with my problems."

"No, it's like, totally not trouble! That's like, why I asked you to tell me!"

"Hm... I guess you're right. Anyways, Eduard is a total computer nerd, but I wouldn't even be able to check my email without him."

"Haha, yeah, I'm like, totally technologically inept too."

"Toris... You will come into my room, da~?"

"Like, who was that?"

"Oh... U-um... That was I-Ivan, he's my legal g-guardian..."

"Like, is everything alright? You sound totally terrified!"

"O-oh! N-no, everything is fine!"

"Toris... This is the last time I'm going to ask nicely..."

"Ah... Feliks, I have to go..."

"Wait! Like, give me your number so I can totally call you tomorrow!"




"Tor? Like, you there?"




(A/N) Mysterious ending... I shall have the next chapter out in T-minus ten minutes. I wrote two chapters before I even thought of posting... Probably because this is so easy to write... The phone number I just made up, so don't call it... Prank calling isn't good, children! Review, please!