Lois Griffin's Nymphomania
A Fan fiction by Rocket6923
Disclaimer: All Family Guy characters are owned by Seth MacFarlane.
Chapter 1: Breast Engorgement
Lois and Peter were under the covers making love to each other.
"Oh, Peter. That feels nice." Lois giggled a little.
"Oh, Lois. Uh, uh, uh, SHIZAM!"
"Ahhh," said Lois satisfied. "That was wonderful. Good for you, Peter."
Lois had something on her mind that she wanted to ask Peter. "You know, Peter, how it feels really great after we do this? I was thinking it would be nice if we could … you know … do this a little more often?" she asked while rubbing her finger on his chin. It was something she had wanted to ask her husband for a long time because she had never been truly satisfied with her sex life. It was not that she didn't enjoy sex with Peter. It was that she did not have it frequently enough. So far they were only having sex once or twice a week which wasn't enough to satisfy her urges.
"Sure thing, Lois. We'll do that," replied Peter.
"Good night, Peter."
"Good night, Lois."
The next night Lois was in bed reading a romance novel when Peter came in.
"Well hello, there. Are you ready for another fun night like last night?" asked Lois as she put away her book.
"Yeah." However, after they kissed and got under the covers, Lois discovered Peter was not really in the mood to make love. After all, he had fallen asleep.
"Peter wake up!" yelled Lois. But it was no use.
The next night, they made love without Peter falling asleep. But it had not been as wonderful as two nights ago. They tried to continue their constant love making, but Peter was usually either too tired or not as into the love making as Lois. They were only able to get two nights of good sex a week if they were lucky.
Lois came up with an idea to make Peter more into their sex life. She purchased a gym membership so she could take classes doing leg and butt exercises. They were really tough classes, but she was determined to improve her appearance. Sure she was already a very attractive woman, but she needed to take what measures she could to make Peter more interested in their love making. The classes seemed to be working because she was developing a nice, shapelier butt.
However, as Lois soon discovered, the gym classes would not be enough. Her plan to increase Peter's libido with her shapelier butt was not working. She decided to ask Brian for help.
"Brian, I need your help with something."
"Well sure thing, Lois. What seems to be the problem?"
"Well, it's just that Peter isn't as into our love making as I am. I've wanted us to make love more often for a while now, and I finally decided to ask him. He's either too tired or doesn't make love as good as he does on other nights. What should I do?"
Brian saw that he could use this to his advantage. "Well I don't know. Perhaps you need to do something that will really get his attention. Maybe you could try wearing more revealing clothes around the house. If he sees more of your body, it'll put him in the mood."
"You really think that could work?"
"Oh absolutely! I mean you do have a killer body."
Lois blushed a little. "Thanks, Brian. You give the best advice." Little did Lois realize that Brian only gave her that advice so he could ogle her more easily.
That Saturday, Peter was sitting in a chair outside sipping on lemonade while Lois was watering the flowers. She was wearing her shirt tied in a knot and short-shorts. Brian decided to sit outside to catch the view of Lois's long sexy legs and butt while Peter kept enjoying his lemonade.
"Peter, look. We haven't watered these flowers in so long. They're withering away. Just look at them." Lois was bent over in a very suggestive manner hoping Peter would look her way.
"Yeah I'll take a look at them in a second right after I finish what I'm doing." He was busy looking at a flock of birds. Meanwhile the mailman came.
"Here you go," said the mailman handing Peter a letter. However, he caught Lois bent over in her suggestive manner. "Uh, hold on. I think I may have one more letter for you." The mailman pretended to dig through his bag while staring at Lois. "Well I can't find anything." The mailman went on his way.
Lois looked back and saw that Peter was now looking at the clouds instead of her. "I'm gonna go get dinner ready," she said hoping her husband would pay more attention to her then.
At dinner, Lois was still dressed in her same outfit.
"Hey, Lois, can you get me a beer?"
"Sure thing, Peter." Lois knelt down to get a beer at the bottom of the refrigerator. Brian couldn't stop staring at Lois because of her revealing clothing.
"You, dog, what are you looking at?" asked Stewie.
"Uh, nothing!" replied Brian rather quickly.
Lois spent the next day which was Sunday wondering why Peter didn't pay attention to her. She tried to come up with a new plan that would make Peter notice her more. She decided she was going to start role-playing night. She also decided that she would dress up in her outfit during the day. The next night at dinner, Lois was dressed up as a sexy school girl. Brian was busy ogling Lois while she served everyone else dinner. After all, she looked really hot in her blue skirt and white shirt.
"Hello, Peter!" greeted Lois. "How was your day?"
"Oh, it was exhausting. Angela's been making us do extra work. She thinks it would be good if the Pawtucket Patriot were sold across the country instead of just here in Quahog," yawned Peter.
After dinner, Lois went to bed still dressed in her school girl uniform. She picked up a romance novel to get herself in a lovemaking mood. Pretty soon, Peter entered the room.
"Tough day at work? Well I know how to help you relax. I've been a very naughty girl. I need a spanking." She then bent over slightly, sticking out her curvaceous butt toward Peter. Peter slowly reached his hand to grab Lois's butt but then fell asleep right before he reached it. He then collapsed on top of Lois.
"Rrrrr!" growled a frustrated Lois who would not only have to go without sex tonight but was also forced to sleep uncomfortably while Peter was lying on top of her.
The next night at dinner, Lois decided to dress up in a different costume, a sexy nurse outfit. It was more revealing than her sexy school girl outfit. For one, it exposed more of her long, sexy legs. Another thing that made it more revealing was the fact that there was a large hole where her cleavage was. While she was serving food, Peter was playing his game boy. She gave Stewie some strained carrots.
"HEY! WHAT THE HELL!"
"Eat up, Stewie. They're good for you."
"No. I hate this food. I want biscuits and egg whites. Damn you, vile woman! Stewie launched his baby food with his spoon at Lois which just so happened to land in the spot where the hole was.
"Peter, look what Stewie did!" she said in an obvious attempt to get Peter's attention. However, he was still concentrating on his game boy.
Yeah! I'd like to lick that off of her Brian thought to himself while staring at the spot.
"Peter… look where Stewie's food landed," Lois repeated, trying yet again to get her husband's attention.
"Damnit, Lois. You made me mess up. Now I'm gonna have to start all over."
"Dog! What are you looking at?" blurted Stewie.
"Uh, nothing!" Brian said embarrassed that Stewie had caught him ogling Lois again.
Lois was disappointed but figured she'd have more success in the bedroom. After dinner was cleared and all the dishes were put away she went to the bedroom to read her romance novel.
When Peter came in, she approached him and gently placed her hand on his jaw. She was about to get back in bed when Peter's cell phone rang.
"Hello. Oh hey Quagmire! Cleveland's back in town to visit? Everyone's going to the Drunken Clam? Okay, I'll be right over. Bye." Peter hung up his phone and rushed out of the room forgetting to put his clothes back on.
"Damnit!" cursed Lois as she stomped after Peter left the room.
Meanwhile, Peter had an awesome time at the Drunken Clam with his friends, Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire. However, Joe was forced to send Peter to jail for the next two weeks for public nudity.
When Peter came back it was Saturday. He decided to celebrate by sitting outside on his recliner chair with a glass of lemonade. The two weeks she hadn't had any sex because of Peter's absence were driving her insane. So Lois decided to catch Peter's attention by dressing in a swimsuit and bikini. She was again busy watering the flowerings and bending over trying to get Peter to notice her.
"Peter, look! I replanted the flowers so our garden looks nicer. Come look at our new garden," she said while bending over.
"I'll look in a second Lois." Peter was busy looking at some clouds again. The mailman came by again and tried to make conversation with Peter so he'd have an excuse to look at Lois. Meanwhile some young boys on skateboards stopped by to look at Lois. "Hey, Lois. Look! Those clouds look just like rocks. Heheheheheheheheh!" Lois looked Peter's way, not sure why he found the clouds so fascinating and saw that she was attracting everyone but Peter's attention so she went back inside to start dinner.
After dinner, Lois immediately went into the bedroom and dressed up like Mystique, looking just like she did when she was seducing Neil Goldman. Then Peter entered the room.
"Oh hey, Lois!" You're looking hot!"
Yes! Lois thought to herself. We will get to make love tonight. But just at that moment Peter's cell phone rang.
"Oh hey, Quagmire. What's that? You guys are going out tonight again? To celebrate my release from jail? Aww, sweet! I'll be right over. Bye!"
"Ahh! Damnit! Not again!" cursed Lois as Peter left the room again.
Lois decided to wash off all the makeup she had on for her Mystique outfit and change back into normal clothes. She then decided to ask Brian for help.
"Brian, I need your help again."
"Okay, what seems to be the problem?"
"Well, I just don't know how to get Peter to notice me. I've tried leg and butt exercises at the gym. I've tried wearing more revealing clothing. I don't know what more I can do."
"Well maybe you'll just have to do something really drastic."
Something drastic thought Lois. "Well I guess I'll just have to think of something then."
Meanwhile, at the Drunken Clam, Peter was hanging out with his friends.
"So is everyone excited for the big game tomorrow between the Jets and the Pats?" asked Joe.
"You bet!" replied Peter. "Where do you guys wanna watch the game?"
"Well we could just watch it here at the bar, but then we'd have to deal with those New Yorkers who came to look at the leaves," said Cleveland.
"Oh, don't remind me of those guys," said Peter in disgust remembering the time he got beaten up by a New Yorker.
"Well while we think of a place to watch it, what else has been going on with you guys lately?" asked Joe.
"Well Lois has been acting kind of strange lately," Peter told his bar buddies.
"Really, how so?" asked Joe.
"Well she's been dressing up at dinner in all these sexy outfits. Tonight when I was about to go to bed she was dressed up as Mystique. She also dressed up in a sexy nurse outfit during one of our dinners."
"Hey guys! I have an idea. How about we watch tomorrow's game at Peter's house?" asked Quagmire, hoping he might get the chance to see Lois acting strangely.
"Yeah, I guess we could do that," replied Peter.
Peter then pulled out his cell phone and called Lois.
"Hello?" she answered very tired.
"Hey, Lois! I was wondering if the guys could come over tomorrow to watch the game?"
"Yeah, that sounds fine I guess." After she hung up, she came up with an idea for something drastic.
That Sunday Peter had Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire over to watch the Patriots game. They were all sitting on the couch.
"Hi boys!" Lois came in the den dressed only in her black bra and panties, looking very sexy. "Can I bring you guys some beers?" Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe turned their heads to look at Lois. Peter, however, continued to focus more on the TV because he was really excited about the football game. After all, they were up against their biggest rivals, the Jets.
"Heh, heh, awwww right! I am gonna love this show," said Quagmire referring to Lois. Lois came back into the room holding a black tray with four bottles of beer on them. Brian came into the room, but he was more interested in staring at Lois in her bra and panties than he was in watching the game or hanging out with Peter's friends.
Meanwhile the game was a close battle. The game was tied at 10-10 with 30 seconds left in the first half. The Pats had the ball on the 5 yard line and tried to punch it in the end zone but fumbled the ball on the next play, and the Jets recovered.
"Aww damnit!" cursed Peter.
The game remained close throughout the third and fourth quarters. The Jets had a 20-16 lead with only 1:36 left. Lois had continued throughout the game to bring beer to the guys, who were now completely wasted. Even though the game was exciting, the guys seemed much more interested in Lois, except for Peter.
"Come on Pats. We need a touchdown," prayed Peter.
"Hey guys, watch this!" said Brian to Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire. Brian, sitting on the couch, tossed a ball across the room. As soon as Lois returned with more beers, Brian said "Hey Lois, could you hand me that ball over there?"
"Sure thing, Brian," she replied. Lois bent down and got the ball for Brian, allowing the guys to stare at her sexy legs and butt. At the same moment that Lois bent down, the Pats turned the ball over.
"Yeah!" all the guys cheered at the nice view except for Peter who continued to focus his attention on the TV.
"Guys, what are you all cheering about? The Pats just fumbled the ball."
Fortunately, for Peter, his team was able to force a three and out by using all 3 of their remaining timeouts and playing good defense. The Patriots got the ball back and marched down the field to the 5 yard line. They were forced to spike the ball to stop the clock at 6 seconds. It was their last chance.
"The Patriots set up in the shotgun," the announcer spoke with anticipation. "Brady throws to a receiver. He breaks one tackle, and another. TOUCHDOWN! PATS WIN! PATS WIN!"
"YAAAYYY! TOUCHDOWN! WE WIN! WE WIN!" shouted Peter as the Patriots scored the game winning touchdown. "We won guys. Guys?" However, Peter glanced over to his friends and noticed that they were all busy ogling Lois. "Guys, what are you looking at? The game's over here," Peter said. "Oh well! We won! Who wants to go out right now? Drinks on me." Peter's friends all cheered.
Lois sighed in disappointment as Peter and his friends all left. Brian was still around. "Oh, Brian. I just don't get why Peter didn't notice me."
"Me neither," said Brian. "I'm out of ideas."
"It's like the only way I'll make him more interested in sex is if I do something that noticeably changes my appearance. Like that time my boobs got bigger because I stopped breastfeeding Stewie." Then the idea hit Lois like a bolt of lightning. "You know, Brian, I think I know what I'm gonna do."
"Well what's your plan?" asked Brian.
"Oh, you'll find out soon enough."
She went through with her plan. She stopped breastfeeding Stewie. There was soreness in her breasts for a while, and she went up two bra sizes like last time, which she expected. Then something strange happened during the engorgement process. After seven days the soreness in her breasts disappeared, but her breasts did not return to their normal size. They remained the same size they were when they were engorged.
Lois passed up Brian in the hall and headed straight into the bedroom to await Peter. Brian's jaw dropped in amazement when he noticed Lois's new equipment. "Whoa! Check out the rack on Lois!" Brian exclaimed to himself.
"I know. Mom looks so hot!" said Chris as he walked by and overheard Brian.
"Ewwww! That's so disgusting. You find your own mother sexually attractive?"
"You mean this is the first time you've heard about this?" asked Chris.
"What are you talking about?" asked Brian in confusion.
"Well it's not like this is the first time this has come up. I have shown quite a few signs of being attracted to Lois throughout the series. It was even mentioned in the commentary of Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story. I can't believe you haven't noticed this before. In fact sometimes I look at pictures of mom when I mastur-"
"EWWWWW!" interrupted Brian rather quickly. "NO! NO! NO! NO! Too much information!"
Brian then rushed into the bathroom to throw up.
Meanwhile Lois was in the bedroom under the covers, reading a romance novel to get in the mood. She knew her husband would be walking through the door any minute. She just hoped that her plan would work.
"Hey, Lois," said Peter.
"Hi, Peter. I was thinking maybe we could fool around a little bit tonight."
"Sorry, Lois. It's Cleveland's last day back in town, and we were all gonna go out tonight to celebrate. Besides I'm not really in the mood. Maybe tomorrow night though," replied Peter.
"Well maybe these will get you in the mood."
Lois then got out of bed, dressed only in her white panties and bra, bent down a little to expose some of her cleavage, and gently pushed her breasts together in a very sexy manner.
"Whoa! Lois, did you get implants?" exclaimed Peter.
"No. They're real. I stopped breastfeeding Stewie so they would grow bigger."
Peter began to drool over Lois's chest. "Holy moly! Those are freakin' sweet! And they're real. Hehehehehe."
Lois's plan had worked to perfection. Peter was now in the mood to make love to her.
(A/N: Some of you may be wondering how the breast engorgement process works. When a woman stops breastfeeding, her body is still used to making milk for at least a few months. Thus her breasts would become larger because the milk is not leaving her system. They would typically stay engorged for several days, but I am breaking this rule so that Lois will have the same appearance she had in I Take Thee Quagmire throughout the story. Also breast engorgement can cause pretty bad inflammation so the breasts would probably not have an attractive appearance. I am breaking this rule as well. Credit goes to DancingKirby for this information.)
Updated 06/15/2011: I added in some additional scenes in hopes of making this chapter better. Keep in mind that I may go back and make changes to the story at any time.