Chapter 2: Office Sex
(A/N: Sorry it's been over a year since I posted a new chapter. Writing is just very difficult for me. I feel like this chapter can probably be a lot better than it is, but I'm not sure how to make it better. If you're reading this, let me know how I can make it more interesting to read. Oh, and I made some changes to the first chapter.)
Lois was at home doing her usual household chores. She had dropped off Chris and Meg at school about an hour ago. Stewie was upstairs sleeping. She was trying to scrub a pan, but her mind was elsewhere. She was thinking about the sex she had had last night with Peter. He had been really good in bed last night. In fact, he had never been as good as that. Lois thought that maybe her noticeably larger breasts had gotten him more into the sex. Regardless of what it was, it was such an amazing rush, and she yearned for more right now. Sure there were dishes and laundry to be done, groceries to buy, and a baby upstairs to look after, but she couldn't focus on any of those things. All she could think about was sex.
Unfortunately, Peter was currently at work at the brewery. But she wasn't going to let that stop her from getting what she wanted. She was going to head to the brewery at that instant.
"Brian, look after Stewie for me. I have to go run some errands."
"Okay," he replied.
Lois hopped in her car and sped toward the brewery. As she was driving, she got stuck behind an elderly woman going 20 MPH in a 35 MPH zone. Lois was becoming extremely irritable because she couldn't wait any longer for that amazing sex that she had had with Peter last night.
"Move it, grandma!" Lois yelled, honking the car horn wildly. However, the elderly woman in front of her continued at her same pace and ignored Lois's angry honking.
"Oh to hell with this!" Lois simply drove around the woman. Later on the road she was behind a school bus dropping kids off for a field trip. The stop sign on the bus flipped outward. There was a long line of students getting off.
"Ooops! My shoe's untied," said one kid who stopped in line to tie his shoe while there were still other kids behind him. "Teacher, I forgot how to tie my shoe. Can you come help me?"
"Sure thing, Billy," said the teacher. Lois became so impatient that she drove around the bus, ignoring the stop sign and just missing the teacher.
"What's her problem?" asked the teacher.
Finally, she saw the brewery. She violently swerved her car, occupying three spots, and hopped out, rushing into the building. She ran so fast that one could hear her footsteps from the outside. She found Peter's office door and knocked.
"Oh, hey Lois. I didn't know you were going to come and visit me at wo-"
Peter was interrupted when Lois pulled him into a deep kiss and closed the door.
"Peter, last night was amazing! I want us to do it right here, right now."
"Well I don't know. I have a lot to do," Peter said looking at the paper work on his desk. However, he couldn't say no to Lois who had already taken off most of her clothes before he had even finished his sentence so that she was only in her bra and panties. Besides last night's sex had been just as awesome for him as it had been for her. "On second thought, I think it's time I took a break."
Lois and Peter started making love under his desk.
Later that night, Lois was cooking dinner for the family.
"Well Peter, how did you like my surprise visit?"
"It was absolutely amazing!" said Peter. "Office sex is one of the best kinds of sex there is."
"Glad to hear it. I'll be back again tomorrow."
"Aww sweet!" Peter cried out in joy. Lois bent down a little allowing Peter to spank her. Chris, having an incestuous attraction towards his own mother, and Brian looked at Lois lustfully as she bent over, while Meg and Stewie felt a little grossed out by their mother's behavior.
"I say is this really appropriate dinner behavior?" shouted Stewie angrily. "My spaghettios are getting cold. Now stop acting that way and heat them up!"
Lois came back the next day. She again got Peter to have sex with her in the office. The stack of papers on his desk was a little higher than it was yesterday.
"Oh, Peter," moaned Lois. Lois did not think the experience could possibly get any better, but she was soon proven wrong when Opie entered the room.
"Well, Opie's back. Guess I'd better get back to work," said Peter.
However, instead of being discouraged from continuing sex, Lois was turned on like she had been the other time Opie walked in on them. She didn't know why, but she was aroused by someone watching her have sex.
Peter started putting his clothes back on, but then Lois held Peter back.
"Oh, no, no, no, no! We're gonna keep doin' it," said Lois. "It's really hot when he watches us do it, don't you think? Like the last time we did it with him watching?"
"You know, Lois? You have some strange fetishes, but I don't care. All I know is that I love this sex. And your boobs. Hehehehehehehe!"
"You know what would be really cool? If we played Twister while Opie watched us. Oooh! Let's play Twister tomorrow," Lois squealed excitedly.
"Sounds like fun. Anything for my sexy wife," Peter said as they continued to make love.
"So did you buy Twister?" Peter asked later that evening at dinner.
"I sure did," replied Lois. "Today's sex was even better than yesterday's. I hope Opie walks in on us again like he did today."
Everyone at the table except Peter, who was already aware of Lois's strange fetish, looked at her like she was crazy.
Peter and Lois were in the office naked the next day with the Twister mat spread out on the floor.
"Left hand red!" yelled Peter. Lois moved her left hand to a red circle. Then Opie came in babbling as usual when he saw them both naked.
"Now the fun can really begin," said Lois excited that Opie would be watching them. Lois spun the needle and it landed on green. "Left foot green," yelled Lois. This forced Peter into a position where his pelvic region was rubbing up against Lois's butt.
"Uh, uh, uh, SHIZAM!" yelled Peter. Opie began running around the room wildly and screaming.
"I'll be back tomorrow, Peter," Lois said, getting dressed and kissing her husband goodbye.
Lois kept coming back each day, and each day the stack of papers on Peter's desk got a little higher.
One day when Peter arrived at his office in the morning, he saw Angela blocking Peter's access to his office with a firm expression on her face.
"Mr. Griffin," said Angela, "Opie tells me you've been having sex with your wife in your office."
Peter looked back at his boss, his face turning slightly red. However, he was able suppress his own blush. "That's not true. Besides, how can Opie tell you anything? He can't even talk."
"Opie may not be able to talk like a normal person, but I can understand what he says."
"Oh yeah, well what if you've been wrong about what he's been saying all these years? Ever think about that?" Peter challenged.
"Oh? Well then why has the stack of papers on your desk been getting higher and higher lately?"
"Uh … because Opie keeps putting his work on my desk?"
Angela gave Peter a stern and skeptical look. "Mr. Griffin, if I catch you having sex in your office, you're fired. Now get to work on that stack of papers." With that, Angela went back to her office allowing Peter to enter his.
Later that day, Lois came by the office.
"Lois, there's something I need to tell you first."
"Look what I brought over." Lois pulled out a can of whipped cream.
"Oh you so did not!"
"Oh but I did. Now what was it you needed to tell me?"
"Uhhh…" Mr. Griffin if I catch you having sex in your office, you're fired! he heard Angela's voice inside his head say.
Keep my job or sex with Lois. Keep my job or sex with Lois Peter thought to himself.
However, he found it hard to resist her with her beautiful face, her red hair falling softly over her shoulders, her nice curvaceous butt, and her amazing breasts. "Nothing important! Let's do it!"
Lois took off her bra, revealing her humongous rack, and sprayed the whipped cream over her nipples.
"Yeah lick the whip cream off me right there," said Lois.
Then Peter and Lois heard the door opening slowly.
"Lois, quick! Hide!"
"Relax, Peter. It's probably just Opie again." However, Lois heard a voice that clearly was a woman's.
"Mr. Griffin, I'm just coming to check on you," Angela said very slowly opening the door. Now Lois had not yet taken off any of her other clothes, and Peter hadn't taken off any of his either. Lois quickly ducked behind the door that Angela was opening. "How's everything going in here?" she asked.
"Oh, uh everything's fine," Peter replied nervously.
"Mr. Griffin, why is there this can of whipped cream doing on the floor?"
"Opie brought it over," Peter lied.
"Mr. Griffin, Opie isn't even here."
"Well then I guess he should get in trouble for being late," Peter shot back trying to change the subject.
"I don't think so. Opie requested off today to visit a family member out of town. And there's whipped cream all over your mouth."
"Oh, that? No, that's just shaving cream. Sweet, delicious shaving cream," said Peter licking the cream off his mouth.
Angela was about to leave, unable to prove anything, but then she noticed a trail of whipped cream leading to right behind the door. Peter began to feel nervous when he saw Angela looking at the trail. Peter's heart began racing as Angela swung the door back to its closed position. However, no one was behind there.
"Well, Mr. Griffin, I guess today is your lucky day," Angela said finally leaving.
Peter saw that there was a vent behind the door. "Hey, Lois?" Peter called into the vent.
"Yeah, I'm in here. That was a close one!"
"Peter, I'm thinking we should try something different from office sex from now on. That was just too close." Lois crawled out of the vent. "But let's do it just one last time."
"Sweet!" said Peter as Lois took off her bra again spraying more whipped cream over her chest. Peter then buried his face into the whipped cream.
First submitted on 08/04/2011