Lois and Bonnie
Lois went to work out at the gym. She saw Jillian in the locker room.
"Hey, Mrs. Griffin."
"Hi, Jillian," Lois replied back. She started getting vibes, remembering the kiss she had with Jillian at the strip club. She looked around and started taking note of the other women. She saw the Barney-pen woman, some of the sexy women from Glenn Quagmire's party, and some new people. These included Mrs. Lockhart, the woman that Brian had hit on in the Frank Sinatra episode, and Amanda Rebecca (think Road to Rhode Island). She experienced an overflow of sexual urges staring at these women change.
After everyone had changed, Bruce the performance artist started having everyone doing stretches. Lois had a hard time not staring at the legs and butts of the other females. After the stretches, everyone started jogging in place. She could see the other women in the mirror. She was almost completely hypnotized by their bouncing breasts while they were jogging.
When Bruce gave the class a break, Lois walked into the locker room. She decided to go home because she had to get away from all the other sexy women. Then she saw Maid Madeleine (that's the Black Knight's wife) step out of the shower wrapped in a towel.
"Oh hello, Lois," she said. She took off her towel to dry her hair. She was shaking her body while she was doing it.
Lois started drooling over Maid Madeleine's huge boobs moving from left to right. When Maid Madeleine finished drying her hair, she spotted Lois staring at her. Lois's face turned red when she realized that she had been caught.
"Excuse me," said Lois, hoping to get out of the awkward situation.
Later that night, Lois had a dream. She was fighting against Gloria Ironbox. Gloria had said something that really infuriated Lois. So Lois threw the first punch, and now there was a catfight. After a few blows had been exchanged, they started grappling each other, and their bodies were rubbing up against each other. Both Lois's and Gloria's blouses ripped, and their breasts were touching. Gloria's hair went down. A moment ago, Gloria had looked like a plain, unattractive woman. But now she exuded great pulchritude. Lois became aroused. She pulled Gloria Ironbox closer to her and kissed her. They began gently feeling each other up and making out.
Lois suddenly jerked awake, covered in a cold sweat. What she really craved right now was sex with a woman.
Lois walked to Glenn Quagmire's house and knocked on his door. Glenn opened the door.
"Hubba, hubba!" Glenn greeted her.
"So Quagmire, your birthday's coming up."
"Yep, it sure is."
"I have something special that I want to do for your birthday. Would you like that?"
Quagmire smiled a little bit. "I sure would."
"Here's what I have in mind." Lois began to whisper in Glenn's ear what she wanted to do. A huge grin formed on his face.
Joe, Peter, Quagmire, Lois, and Bonnie were all at Quagmire's house. Everyone was drinking lots of beer. They were about to cut the cake covered with white icing. Everyone sang "Happy Birthday" and then Glenn cut the cake.
After they finished the cake, Glenn spoke up. "Everyone, there is something special I want for my birthday. I want Lois and Bonnie to make out with each other."
Bonnie had an awkward look on her face, while Lois feigned a similar look.
"Well, it is a strange request, but it's Quagmire's birthday." Lois pulled Bonnie in for a kiss. She rubbed her hands against Bonnie's shoulders. Bonnie felt uncomfortable at first but then got used to it. Quagmire pulled out his recorder.
Lois felt what she had been craving since her day at the gym. Kissing Bonnie, brought her back to her days in high school when she dated other women.
"Okay, now I want you two to fondle each other."
"What!" exclaimed Bonnie.
"Come on, Bonnie," replied Lois. "I mean sure, it's a strange request. But it's Quagmire's birthday. Don't you think he deserves a nice treat?"
Bonnie just looked at Lois strangely.
"You just need a little more wine." Lois gave Bonnie more wine. Eventually, she was too drunk to care what she was doing. They gave in to Quagmire's demands.
Later that week, Lois invited Bonnie over for some coffee. Peter was at work while the kids were at school. Stewie was sleeping upstairs, and Brian was out. They were having a conversation about their home lives.
"It's been tough losing Kevin, but it feels good not to be pregnant anymore. Our little Susie is such an adorable baby."
"Yeah," replied Lois.
They both sat across from each other at the table unable to come up with anything to say.
"So… how'd you like Quagmire's party?" asked Lois.
"I drank too much. I don't really remember what happened."
"Remember when he asked us to make out with each other?" asked Lois.
"I think so."
"Wasn't that strange?"
"Yeah." They both just looked at each other awkwardly for a moment.
"You know, I recently purchased some massage lotion," said Lois, breaking the awkward silence. "I've been wanting to test it out. Would you like me to give you a massage upstairs?"
"Well I have been pretty stressed out lately. So sure, why not?"
Lois and Bonnie went up to the bedroom.
"Okay, Bonnie. I'll need you to take off your shirt so I can rub the lotion on your back."
Lois watched Bonnie take off her shirt with keen interest. Bonnie was now lying down on the bed.
"Okay, Bonnie. I'll have to unhook your bra so I can move my hands across your back more easily."
"Okay," she responded.
Lois began rubbing the lotion on Bonnie's upper back and neck. She then made her way toward Bonnie's butt.
"Uh Lois, you're going a little low."
"Oh, sorry. Was that too low for you?"
"That's okay. It actually does feel nice."
Then Lois kissed Bonnie on her neck. Bonnie wasn't sure how to react. She had been deprived of sex since her husband's accident paralyzed him from the waist down. In most circumstances, she would have been infuriated. But because it had been so long since she had had sex, she instead turned around and pulled Lois in for a kiss. They got under the covers and threw off all their clothes.
Bonnie thought about what she had done with Lois the next day. Sure it had been a long time since she had had sex, but she still loved her husband. Just at that moment, Joe came home.
"Quagmire's coming over tonight for a few drinks."
"Yeah. Peter said he was working overtime tonight. So he can't come."
Quagmire came over to have a few drinks. After he got really drunk, he started ranting about what happened during his birthday.
"You want to hear something funny?" he asked Joe and Bonnie.
"What?" asked Bonnie.
"Remember at my birthday party when I asked you and Lois to make out with each other and fondle each other?"
"What about it?"
"It wasn't even my idea. Lois was the one who thought of it."
"WHAT?!" Bonnie shouted angrily.
"Yep. It was her plan, not mine. Isn't that funny?"
"Maybe I should go next door and have a talk with Mrs. Griffin."
Bonnie stormed out of the house and walked next door. Lois opened the door and saw Bonnie with an angry face.
"How can I help you, Bonnie?" asked Lois not yet knowing why Bonnie was mad.
Bonnie grabbed Lois by the collar. "What's the big idea with you having Quagmire ask us to make out."
"What?" asked Lois.
"That's right. Quagmire's at our house right now, and he just told us."
"What you did was despicable."
"But you agreed to it."
"Listen. You don't know what it's like to be in my shoes. I only did it because I was really drunk and didn't know what I was doing. As for what happened when you gave me a massage, that only happened because I've had a lot of sexual tension from not having sex in over five years. I may not be able to make love to my husband the way you get to make love to yours, but I still love him. I would never do anything to hurt him. My husband saved your life recently, and this is how you repay us? By trying to make me be unfaithful to him?"
"But nothing. As far as I'm concerned, we're through being friends. And if you see me outside, don't say hi to me. Go fuck yourself, Lois."
Author's note: This isn't really my best chapter. I think the next one will be better.