AN: Hey this is Hadez Girl with my new story, and my first one published. I want to say this first, I have my style of writing and you have yours. Don't go expecting me to write like what YOU think is proper, just focus on the fucking story. And if you flame me you better have a damn good reason to or I will find you, watch you, and then I will saw your fucking head off and mail it to your mother. Anyway, make sure to review, correct me on any mistakes, and comment on some ideas that you think I should use. Lastly, this is a MATURE story for a reason, there will be gore, there will be cussing and most of all there will be sex, if you have a problem with any of these things I would suggest you go back NOW.

Disclaimer: I do not nor will I ever own Naruto. This is my first AND only disclaimer.

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Kyuubi talking"

NARUTO SENSEI

"Team 7 is Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Hinata," all the girls in the class booed, "and Taki Arashi." The fan girls of both boys roared in anger. "That's not fair Iruka-sensei! She gets not one, but two hot guys in her team!" A pink haired girl known as Haruno Sakura complained a bit loudly. "I did not pick the teams, the Hokage did. Now your sensei will be… Namikaze Naruto?" The whole class was silent. Suddenly a thud turned everyone's attention to the unconscious Hinata.

"The Namikaze Naruto? Hinata is one lucky bitch!" The other girls agreed. The hottest, strongest, and most talented ninja was the fourth Hokage's son, Naruto. Just thinking about him is known to make a woman go insane. "Well now, team 8 will be Aburame Shino, Haruno Sakura, and Inuzuka Kiba." There was much protest between the two, but Shino remained silent.

"QUIET! Your sensei will be Yuhi Kurnai. Now team 9 is still on rotation from last year so team 10 will consist of Nara Shikamaru, Yamanaka Ino, and Akumichi Choji. Your sensei will be Sarutobi Asuma." Ino cried, Choji ate his chips and Shikamaru had been asleep when school first started. "Now, you will wait until your sensei picks you up, class dismissed."

Hinata finally woke up to find herself sitting in between Arashi and Sasuke. "Finally, I thought you were dead or something." The 16 year old Hyuuga heiress blushed and stuttered an apology to Arashi. "It's okay, you don't need to apologize." He gave her a smile and she blushed even more. Sasuke just sat there brooding. Soon all the team's sensei picked up there students, except team 7. "The bastard is late, so not cool." Hinata blushed and fiddled with her fingers. "M-maybe I can u-use my byakugan?" Arashi smiled and nodded. "That sounds like a great idea!" She made the hand signs to activate her family special eye technique. "Byakugan!" She suddenly sat up straight and a red blush slowly crept up her neck to her face.

"It seems one of you kids has finally seen me." All three whipped their heads around and saw a man in the shadows. "Why didn't you just come and get us like a normal sensei would do?" Sasuke blinked and suddenly Naruto was standing in front of him. "It's fairly simple Uchiha; I'm not a normal sensei." Hinata felt chills go down her spine, and she blushed. 'H-he is very h-handsome.' "Alright, meet me up on the roof." Then he disappeared.

The walk up was quite a long way and they were panting a little. Naruto was leaning against a tree. "It's about time you got here." Arashi huffed. "That is a long way up man!" "It's sensei, not man." The aqua haired boy glared at the ninja. "Now tell about yourselves. Likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams…" He pointed to Hinata, "You never seem to talk so you will go first." She shyly nodded and began. "M-my name is Hyuuga H-hinata, m-my likes are flower p-pressing-" "You know, I really don't care for that stutter, try talking with out it." "But-" "No if's, and's, or but's about it." She sighed. "My name is Hyuuga Hinata; my likes are flower pressing, cooking, and training. My dislikes are people who put others down. My hobbies include flower pressing, gardening, and training. My dream is to become a strong heiress for my clan."

"Now that's much better, you emo." Sasuke glared at him. "The name is Sasuke, I have no likes, many dislikes, and my dream- no, my ambition is to kill a certain man." Naruto just stared at the boy. "Do you have any hobbies?" "Training." Rolling his eyes, he then pointed to Arashi. "You're next, loud mouth." Arashi gave him a growl. "My name is Taki Arashi, I like training, cleaning, and watching sunsets-" "Sunsets? Really?" He glared at Naruto. "I dislike jerks," he looked at Naruto, "my hobbies are training and watch- never mind. My dream is to become a strong anbu." "Anbu don't watch sunsets for fun." Arashi had had enough. "There is NOTHING wrong with watching sunsets!" Naruto raised a blonde eyebrow. "If you are a girl." Hinata felt sorry for Arashi. "Sensei, w-why don't you t-tell us a-about yourself?" He then looked at her and she blushed as he continued to look at her. She felt naked under his gaze so she shrank into her oversized coat.

"Very well, you already know my name, my likes…" He paused for a moment. "Are killing," The three genin-to-be cringed, "blood and sharp objects." Hinata covered her mouth while Sasuke and Arashi were taken aback. "Lastly sex, with women of course. My dislikes are annoying people, kids who don't know when to shut the fuck up, and whores who keep throwing themselves at me. My hobbies are finding new ways to kill, fucking hot women, and training other people to kill. Oh yeah, dreams." He looked at the three of them for quite a while. He then focused on Sasuke. "I want to take that stick out of your ass," next was Arashi, "and to get you to shut the hell up and think first." When he turned to Hinata she shivered. "And you my little pupil, the things I will do to you will make what I'll do to them look like fun." A strong chill rocked her body. When she looked into his intense blue eyes, she saw amusement, mischief, bloodlust, and… was that hunger?

She quickly looked back down and Naruto smirked. "Now, that is all for today. Tomorrow I will give you a test." Arashi raised an eyebrow. "But we have already taken a test!" Naruto then gave them the most sadistic smile they have ever seen. "Oh no, you haven't taken my test yet. Ja Ne." He then vanished in the wind. "Why did we have to get him?" Hinata looked at the spot where her new sensei had been and blushed. 'He was very handsome.' She thought.

After a very eventful bath involving his mother, father, and a bottle of shampoo Naruto sat at his desk and pulled out a scroll. He went down the list of exercises he went through when he and his teammates were genin. He mellowed after thinking about his deceased teammates, 'It was all my fault.' Shaking the depressing thoughts from his head, he found the easiest and less dangerous one. "Each student must destroy a clone of me, while also defending themselves against my attacks…" He sighed as he got into his bed, Naruto then smirked. 'Oh what a team you've given me father, they remind me of my old team. I wonder if they will be as great as we were… well of course, they have me as a sensei.'

I thought that went pretty well, don't you? Review and I may write an Omake about what happened during Naruto's bath. Until we meet again….

*Hadez- Girl*