Damn it, I don't need another one! I have too many already…but I can't resist. I really can't. The call of it is too strong.
Adam parked his rental car into the parking lot of the Impact Zone. He knew he was risking getting into some serous trouble by just being there, but he couldn't help himself. He only had a few days off and he didn't want to waste any of that time. There was a tour of Australia and New Zealand coming up and he wasn't going to see his baby for two weeks. He hated even thinking about it, but unfortunately, all the traveling was the downside to his job.
After checking to make sure he looked inconspicuous, he got out of the car and slipped into the building with as much stealth as he could muster. He was wearing a hoodie he had stolen from Randy and he had the hood pulled up to hide his long blonde locks and giant sunglasses on to hide his face. There were a few people that glanced at him as he walked around backstage, but none of the looks were more than a momentary thing. This is good. They can all be blissfully una-oh fuck me.
Beep beep!"Intruder!" Alex Shelley yelled as Chris Sabin honked the horn of the golf cart they had commandeered. "Intruder! We have an intruder!"
Adam jumped back as he almost got hit because Chris didn't put the brakes on in time. "Shut up you assholes!" he hissed angrily. "Are you trying to get me caught?"
"I don't know," Alex said innocently. He looked at Chris for confirmation. "Are we trying to get him caught?"
"It depends on what he's going to do for us," Chris replied. "I mean, if we keep his secret and we get nothing in return, how is that going to benefit us?"
"I don't think it would benefit us at all," Alex answered. He folded his arms over his chest and studied Adam carefully. "You're in enemy territory Mr. Copeland. You either comply to our demands or there will be consequences."
"Yeah," Chris agreed. "And they'll be dire. Very very dire."
Adam bit his tongue and let out a very long sigh. "What do you two want from me?" he asked. "Huh? Money, drugs-"
"Why would we want drugs?" Alex asked. He sounded offended at the question.
"Oh come on, we all know you two are a couple of stoners-"
"Hey hey hey! We are not stoners!" Chris claimed. "Just because we occasionally take part in some recreational grass smoking does not mean we're stoners!"
"Yeah yeah, whatever. Save the excuses for someone who cares," Adam said impatiently. He had a boyfriend to see and these idiots were slowing him down way too much. "Just tell me what you want so I can get on with my life, okay?"
The tag champions exchanged looks before smirking cockily. "A sex tape," Chris finally answered.
"Excuse me?" Adam said incredulously.
"You and Jeff need to make a sex tape for mine and Alex's enjoyment," Chris clarified. "And if you don't-"
"If you don't, you're not doing shit, you hear me? Now step away from my boyfriend!"
Adam grinned as Jeff came out of his dressing room and started coming towards them. "You're gonna get it. You're get it," he sang gleefully to the busted Motor City Machine Guns."
"Hey, he's the enemy," Alex said defensively. "He came on to our turf-"
"He's my boyfriend, he can go wherever he wants," Jeff declared. He slapped both Sabin and Shelley upside the head before shooing them away with his hands. "Now be gone the both of you."
"Give us one good reason," Chris said defiantly.
"I'll tell Joe you were the ones who put itching powder in his clothes while he was out wrestling last week."
Alex's jaw dropped. "You wouldn't dare."
Jeff smirked and folded his arms over his chest. "Try me."
Alex and Chris exchanged looks before Chris backed up the golf cart and drove it around Adam and Jeff. The fear of Samoa Joe had been placed in their hearts and they weren't going to fuck with that. "You are a genius," Adam declared as he wrapped his arms around Jeff and kissed him on the lips. "I mean really, that was fucking brilliant."
"Eh, it wasn't that great. Threatening to get them beat up by Joe isn't exactly creative." Jeff put his arms around Adam's neck and grinned. "So what brings you here? I thought we were meeting up at home."
"I know but I managed to escape a little earlier than I thought I would," Adam explained. He rested his forehead against Jeff's and nipped at the younger man's pink lips. "And I couldn't wait to see you so-"
"Aw, you're sweet," Jeff said happily. He kissed Adam and then grinned mischievously. "I think that sweetness should be rewarded."
"I do too," Adam agreed. "I think I should get a big reward." He slipped his hands underneath Jeff's shirt and began looking around for the nearest closet for them to go in. He didn't want to wait until they left. He wanted Jeff and he wanted him now and there was nothing that was going to stop him.
"I wouldn't go in that closet if I was you. Dreamer and Raven went in there a little while ago and they still haven't come out."
Adam and Jeff froze and turned to face Shannon, who was shaking his head at them. "Did those two really go in there?" Adam asked, even though he wasn't really sure that he wanted to know.
"Yes," Shannon confirmed. "And I wouldn't interrupt them if I was you. That shit looked violent." He suddenly grinned and walked over to them so he could wrap his arms around them. "Besides, you don't need to have sex in a utility closet right now. You can come party with me."
"And why would we want to do that?" Adam asked.
Shannon glared at him. "Shut up you asshole. Jeff loves me and if he wants to party with me, you'll be coming too because you are cock whipped."
"I am not cock whipped!" Adam claimed.
"Oh yes you are," Jeff claimed. "It's why I love you." He leaned forward and started whispering even though Shannon was close enough to hear him anyway. "Don't worry. We can ditch him at the club and have sex there."
"Hey!" Shannon protested.
Adam got a big, goofy grin on his face. The combination of him having no shame and having been apart from Jeff for more than a day made him very willing to fuck just about anywhere. "Alrighty then. I like the sound of that."
Shannon sighed and rolled his eyes. "You guys are assholes."
"But you love us anyway," Jeff said smugly as he and Adam started marching the Prince of Punk out of the building. "Come on, you know you want to say it."
Shannon sighed. "Yeah, I love you…not Copeland really-"
"Oh fuck off Shanny."
"You first Reject."
Jeff sighed loudly. "Are you two going to do this all night?"
"Yes," Shannon and Adam replied at the same time. They couldn't help themselves. It was their thing and nothing or nobody was going to get them to change.