CHAPTER ONE

Ocean of Tears

AN: There will be three different scenes in each chapter. They are not supposed to make one story put together; it's just a bunch of stupid scenes. This parody has no particular relationship to PJO, but its probably one of the most polluted Fandoms and so I am hoping my parodies will make people see sense and not write such horrible stuff. It's not as good as my other one, I know. But I hope you like!

Love Bites

And then… she broke through the surface of the glimmering moonlit waters of the ocean deep. Through her shining, violet eyes she spied her one true love. The stars twinkled off her hair, as black and sleek as a raven's wing. The aroma of jasmine beckoned from the night-blooming flowers on the shore. She could feel a gentle breeze going through her hair, making her feel even more carefree. She wanted, more than anything, to kiss her true love, who was gliding towards her. The two lovers swam to each other as dolphins frolicked in the waves around them. Their eyes met and they embraced in the passionate promise of love for all eternity. As their lips met… a shark came up and bit the girl on the bum.

Sinking Fast

And then… she broke through the surface of the sea to find starlit waters around her. She turned her head, flipping long, sleek, nut-brown locks to see her true love waiting on the shore. She swam elegantly through the waves. Her bright blue-green eyes sparkled when she looked up to see her true love so near. Underneath the salty smell of the ocean winds, she could make out the scent of the red roses her love had brought for her. The stars twinkled in an indigo night sky, next to a shining full moon. Dolphins romped in the swells of the ocean blue. Schools of fish, gleaming silver in the moonlight, darted in and out of the surf as she glided toward the shore, as graceful as a swan. She stepped onto the smooth, fine sand. She ran towards her beloved on the beach… failing to notice the 'quicksand here' sign and swiftly sinking while the love of her life sat there and laughed at her.

Falling in Love

And then… she broke the surface of the smooth, glassy ocean. Her clear, blue eyes shone with the light of the full moon. Sitting on the shore gesturing to her was the love of her life. Her long, wavy golden tresses flowed behind her, glistening in the moonlight. The aroma of the coconuts growing on the palm trees mixed with the smell of the daisies on the shore made the air smell sweet and sugary. The stars twinkled and glimmered in a clear night sky. Groups of silvery fish made a trail to guide her to shore, where her beloved was waiting for her. She cut through the starlit waves gracefully, as dolphins came to frolic in the waters around her. She stood on the beach, smooth sand beneath her feet. She took a step toward her love… only to promptly trip over her own feet, fall flat on her face, and break her nose.

I know, I know, it's too short, only 659 words. But, because it's the same humor every time, I felt that it needed to be brief. I made my point, didn't I?

R&R please! Please, please, please? Pretty please?

THANK YOU FOR READING

By the way, it helps a lot to read it in a very dramatic voice. It's funnier.