DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! OR THE AKATSUKI!
Didi: Welcome back everybody! :D
Frenchy: Here is the second part of our question/comment/answer thingy! Now to reintroduce our guests! The Akatsuki!
Konan, Tobi, Deidara, Kakuzu, Sasori, Pein & Zetsu: *waves*
Hidan: Another f***in chapter. I cannot believe this s***.
Frenchy: Danna doesn't want to be here obviously.
Itachi: Neither do I. This is…
Flames: … LACKING HATRED!
Didi: …A BANG!
Itachi: NO! ...pointless
Frenchy, Flames & Didi: -_-'
Zetsu: Who is Flames?
Flames: HAI! IT'S MEEEEE! FLAMESOFHELLOKITTEH!
Deidara: The fun box chick?
Didi: YURP! She's our co-host today!
Hidan: OH DEAR JASHIN! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! *facepalms*
Kakuzu: …can we begin now?
Didi: Sure Pimp Daddy Z! :DDD
Frenchy, Flames & Kakuzu: O.o
Didi: Oh, c'mon! He HAS to be a pimp! It just makes sense!
Pein: …She does have a point…
Flames: Yup! Fluffy even agreed!
Pein: …please refrain from calling me that…
Frenchy: Don't start Fluffy!...Ok, first question/comment is from rechanxramenxlover who wrote OMG I LOVED THIS CHAPTER! and Itachi don't glare at me I luvs joo! I have a suggestion make Tobi go emo for at lest one second, and I would love to see Sasori in a life or death situation with termites. And tell Hidan I would put a shock collar on him if he didn't stop cursing so much, and Kakuza keep your Pimpin' and pimp hand strong lol I love what you guys are doing keep it up :)
Didi: Hi rechanxramexlover! *waves* Thanks for your support! :DDD
Flames: Hola stranger! *waves hyperly*
Itachi: …I can glare at whoever I want…*glares some more*…and thank you…for…loving me…*doesn't want to admit he's happy about that*
Frenchy: ~Oh Tobi~ *has black eyeliner, black clothes and hair gel*
Tobi: What are you doing with that Frenchy-chan? *chuckles nervously*…*runs like the dickens*
Frenchy: HEY! COME BACK! *runs after Tobi*
~One long chase scene (that Didi was too lazy to write) later~
Frenchy: Tobi looks even cuter with emo hair! :DDDDDD
Tobi: *blushes* W-What is Tobi supposed to do again?
Didi: Act like Itachi…
Didi: *grins devilishly*
Sasori: O.o what?
Didi: *Pushes Sasori into closet with termites*
(Inside closet): Ow! What the hell was that for? Ow! ...hey…what the…TERMITES! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! OHMIGAWD! GET EM OFF, GET EM OFF, GET EM OFF! YOU ARE DEAD DIDI! DO YOU HEAR ME! DEAD! I WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! *lots of noise comes from closet*
Didi: I love you too Sasori No Danna! :D Now we all know what would happen if Sasori was in a life-or-death situation with termites! *lets Sasori out of closet*
Sasori: *has random chew marks all over body* …*glares daggers at Didi*…You. Will. DIE!
Didi: *smiles sheepishly* Hehehehe…N-No need for violence Sasori-kun…It was just a j-joke…
Sasori: *has evil puppets armed and ready to kill/maim/rape Didi*
Didi: O_O'''' (Super Bob…LOL) R-Remember the contract Sasori! If you hurt me, you loose your manhood!
Sasori: …*puts puppets away*…you're safe…for now…
Hidan: *rolls eyes at Sasori*…what a p***y!
Frenchy: *presses button*
Hidan: *gets shocked* AAAAAHHHHH! WHAT THE F***! WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?
Didi: It's a no swearing shock collar! *in announcer voice* Now available everywhere Viagra is sold! :D
Kakuzu: …Why Viagra?
Flames: BECAUSE VIAGRA MAKES THE WORLD GOES ROUND!
Akatsuki: *sweat drops*
Hidan: That chick's comment said she WOULD put a shock collar on me if I didn't stop swearing! She did not say anything about ACTUALLY putting the thing on!
Didi: Yeah, well we're proactive…
Hidan: This is just wrong…and slightly…kinky…*wiggles eyebrow and smirks at Didi*
Didi: O/ / / / / / / /O *presses button again*
Hidan: *gets shocked…again* HOLY C***! OH DEAR JASHIN! WHY!
Kakuzu: *on floor laughing at Hidan's pain*
Frenchy: Hey Hot Tamale! What's your response to rechanxramenxlover's comment?
Kakuzu: *reads*…hmmm…*bitch slaps Hidan* …good advice
Hidan: *rubs face*…I hate you all…
Tobi & Flames: *pats Hidan's head* It's ok Hidan-san!
Frenchy: Ok, now that that's settled, onto our next question! This is from immortal-lover14 who says hahahaha I have 2 questions and a comment 1. Does Dei-chan use his hands for...other things? 2. Itachi...stop being emo I mean really? and I know better ways for torcher then tsukuyomi! 3. Hidan is there anyway I could be a jashinist? O_O
Flames: LOL Epic questions/comment!
Didi: Dei~ *smirks* Well, do you do…other things with your hands?
Deidara: O/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /O N-No! I don't do anything like that!
Sasori: …You totally do…
Deidara: SHUT UP DANNA, UN! O/ / / / / / / / / / / /O
Hidan: …I would…
Akatsuki, Didi, Frenchy, & Flames: O.O'
Frenchy: Moving on! Itachi? Your response?
Itachi: *glances at immortal-lover14* …I am not emo…hn…
Flames: Yeah, you're a big ball of fun! *oozes sarcasm*
Frenchy: I bet any amount of money he has random giggle fits when no ones looking…
Didi: *nods in agreement* Anyhow, Hidan, can immortal-lover14 become a jashinist?
Hidan: *smirks his smexy smirk* I like this chick! Well, listen up b****, only those worthy enough can become real jashinists! You have to devout your entire f***in' self to Jashin and his beliefs. You have to bring destruction to everything around you and pray to Jashin and Jashin only! I love being a jashinist! It f***in' rocks! The only down side of everything is that I'm not allowed to touch women…
Kakuzu: So you're a virgin? *chuckles to self*
Hidan: *smirks* I may not be allowed to, but I find a way… *glances at Frenchy, Didi, Flames and immortal-lover14*
Frenchy, Didi, Flames and immortal-lover14: O.o *whispers to audience* Help us!
Konan: (Who has not had one line in this chapter): Um, can we get on with it?
Pain: (Also no lines): Yeah, we ARE S-rank criminals! We have things to do!
Frenchy: Like what?
Didi: RIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTT! Next question is from FlamesOfHelloKitteh, wait, you're here with us! Whatcha gotta say girlfriend!
Flames: I wrote OKAY! First of all, I am not stupid :O (Read last chappie to understand) and secondly, don't make me get my OC Kaida kick you asses! And another thing! Let's say you were all trapped in a bus with me, Didi and Frenchy and we sang 99 bottles of sake on za wall what the hell would you do to cope? o.o
Zetsu: (Holy s*** I forgot about him!) Why are you so…retarded…?
Flames: I AM NOT RETARDED! DX *chases Zetsu around base with weed killer*
Frenchy: Anyhow, what do you guys say?
Itachi: First off, you are stupid, two I would sharingan all of you. 72 hours of torture for each of you…
Didi: That's kind of pervy, dude, don't cha think? I mean come on. You get inside our brains and "do stuff" to us for 72 hours…
Kisame: Could I...have some of the 99 bottles of sake?
Flames: Sure! *hands over 99 bottles of sake to Kisame*
Kisame: *Has tears in eyes* THANK YOU SO MUCH! :'DDDDD
Konan: Um, I don't know…I like you guys but that would annoy me…I might throw you out of the bus.
Didi: That's ok. That's just how we roll.
Pein: …I would either go insane or kill you all in a big bloody massacre…
Hidan: Hey s***head! That was my answer!
Sasori: Mine too…
Tobi: I WOULD SING WIT JOO!
Flames, Frenchy, and Didi: F*** YEAH! *high fives Tobi*
Kakuzu: Try to bribe you to shut up…
Didi and Flames: THAT WOULD NEVER WORK! *stands up and does Epic Might Guy pose*
Frenchy: ...I would stop if he told me too…
Didi: That's cuz you wuv him~ ;)
Frenchy: *blushes* N-No…SHUT UP DIDI!
Kakuzu: ...hn...*is slightly happy about that*
Flames & Tobi: FRENCHY AND KAKUZU SITTIN' IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-ING…
Frenchy: *Gibb's slaps them* SHUT UP!
Didi: ~Sooo Dei? ~
Deidara: Probably get drunk with Kisame…If I tried to kill you, I would probably end up killing all of us with my bombs…
Didi: A drunk, possibly unconscious Deidara? *drools just thinking about it*
Deidara: O/ / / / / / / / /O She really scares me…
Flames: THAT'S JUST WHAT SHE DO!
Frenchy: Yurp! You might want to lock your door Deidara…
Zetsu: …I would definitely kill you…and eat Frenchy…
Frenchy: O.o Why just me?
Zetsu: Flames and Didi…probably taste weird…
Flames & Didi: -_-"
Frenchy: Well, that's flattering...in a weird cannibalistic way...
Didi: Well, that's the end of our show! And there is NOT and I repeat NOT going to be a part 3! *audience boos* Yes, I know, I know it's unfair...But don't worry! There will be more amazing things to come in the future! I assure you! *does Might Guy pose*
Frenchy: *sweat drops* O…k…
Flames: LATER! *waves to audience*
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