DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! OR THE AKATSUKI!

Didi: Welcome back everybody! :D

Frenchy: Here is the second part of our question/comment/answer thingy! Now to reintroduce our guests! The Akatsuki!

Konan, Tobi, Deidara, Kakuzu, Sasori, Pein & Zetsu: *waves*

Hidan: Another f***in chapter. I cannot believe this s***.

Sasori: …

Frenchy: Danna doesn't want to be here obviously.

Itachi: Neither do I. This is…

Flames: … LACKING HATRED!

Itachi: …no…

Frenchy: TROUBLESOME!

Itachi: …no…

Didi: …A BANG!

Itachi: NO! ...pointless

Frenchy, Flames & Didi: -_-'

Zetsu: Who is Flames?

Flames: HAI! IT'S MEEEEE! FLAMESOFHELLOKITTEH!

Deidara: The fun box chick?

Didi: YURP! She's our co-host today!

Tobi: YAY!

Hidan: OH DEAR JASHIN! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! *facepalms*

Kakuzu: …can we begin now?

Didi: Sure Pimp Daddy Z! :DDD

Frenchy, Flames & Kakuzu: O.o

Didi: Oh, c'mon! He HAS to be a pimp! It just makes sense!

Pein: …She does have a point…

Flames: Yup! Fluffy even agreed!

Pein: …please refrain from calling me that…

Frenchy: Don't start Fluffy!...Ok, first question/comment is from rechanxramenxlover who wrote OMG I LOVED THIS CHAPTER! and Itachi don't glare at me I luvs joo! I have a suggestion make Tobi go emo for at lest one second, and I would love to see Sasori in a life or death situation with termites. And tell Hidan I would put a shock collar on him if he didn't stop cursing so much, and Kakuza keep your Pimpin' and pimp hand strong lol I love what you guys are doing keep it up :)

Didi: Hi rechanxramexlover! *waves* Thanks for your support! :DDD

Flames: Hola stranger! *waves hyperly*

Itachi: …I can glare at whoever I want…*glares some more*…and thank you…for…loving me…*doesn't want to admit he's happy about that*

Flames: XD

Frenchy: ~Oh Tobi~ *has black eyeliner, black clothes and hair gel*

Tobi: What are you doing with that Frenchy-chan? *chuckles nervously*…*runs like the dickens*

Frenchy: HEY! COME BACK! *runs after Tobi*

~One long chase scene (that Didi was too lazy to write) later~

Frenchy: Tobi looks even cuter with emo hair! :DDDDDD

Tobi: *blushes* W-What is Tobi supposed to do again?

Didi: Act like Itachi…

Itachi: …hn…

Tobi: …hn…

Sasori: …idiot…

Didi: *grins devilishly*

Sasori: O.o what?

Didi: *Pushes Sasori into closet with termites*

(Inside closet): Ow! What the hell was that for? Ow! ...hey…what the…TERMITES! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH! OHMIGAWD! GET EM OFF, GET EM OFF, GET EM OFF! YOU ARE DEAD DIDI! DO YOU HEAR ME! DEAD! I WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN! *lots of noise comes from closet*

Didi: I love you too Sasori No Danna! :D Now we all know what would happen if Sasori was in a life-or-death situation with termites! *lets Sasori out of closet*

Sasori: *has random chew marks all over body* …*glares daggers at Didi*…You. Will. DIE!

Didi: *smiles sheepishly* Hehehehe…N-No need for violence Sasori-kun…It was just a j-joke…

Sasori: *has evil puppets armed and ready to kill/maim/rape Didi*

Didi: O_O'''' (Super Bob…LOL) R-Remember the contract Sasori! If you hurt me, you loose your manhood!

Sasori: …*puts puppets away*…you're safe…for now…

Hidan: *rolls eyes at Sasori*…what a p***y!

Frenchy: *presses button*

Hidan: *gets shocked* AAAAAHHHHH! WHAT THE F***! WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?

Didi: It's a no swearing shock collar! *in announcer voice* Now available everywhere Viagra is sold! :D

Akatsuki: O.o

Kakuzu: …Why Viagra?

Flames: BECAUSE VIAGRA MAKES THE WORLD GOES ROUND!

Akatsuki: *sweat drops*

Hidan: That chick's comment said she WOULD put a shock collar on me if I didn't stop swearing! She did not say anything about ACTUALLY putting the thing on!

Didi: Yeah, well we're proactive…

Hidan: This is just wrong…and slightly…kinky…*wiggles eyebrow and smirks at Didi*

Didi: O/ / / / / / / /O *presses button again*

Hidan: *gets shocked…again* HOLY C***! OH DEAR JASHIN! WHY!

Kakuzu: *on floor laughing at Hidan's pain*

Frenchy: Hey Hot Tamale! What's your response to rechanxramenxlover's comment?

Kakuzu: *reads*…hmmm…*bitch slaps Hidan* …good advice

Hidan: *rubs face*…I hate you all…

Tobi & Flames: *pats Hidan's head* It's ok Hidan-san!

Frenchy: Ok, now that that's settled, onto our next question! This is from immortal-lover14 who says hahahaha I have 2 questions and a comment 1. Does Dei-chan use his hands for...other things? 2. Itachi...stop being emo I mean really? and I know better ways for torcher then tsukuyomi! 3. Hidan is there anyway I could be a jashinist? O_O

Flames: LOL Epic questions/comment!

Didi: Dei~ *smirks* Well, do you do…other things with your hands?

Deidara: O/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /O N-No! I don't do anything like that!

Sasori: …You totally do…

Deidara: SHUT UP DANNA, UN! O/ / / / / / / / / / / /O

Hidan: …I would…

Akatsuki, Didi, Frenchy, & Flames: O.O'

Hidan: …What?

Frenchy: Moving on! Itachi? Your response?

Itachi: *glances at immortal-lover14* …I am not emo…hn…

Flames: Yeah, you're a big ball of fun! *oozes sarcasm*

Frenchy: I bet any amount of money he has random giggle fits when no ones looking…

Didi: *nods in agreement* Anyhow, Hidan, can immortal-lover14 become a jashinist?

Hidan: *smirks his smexy smirk* I like this chick! Well, listen up b****, only those worthy enough can become real jashinists! You have to devout your entire f***in' self to Jashin and his beliefs. You have to bring destruction to everything around you and pray to Jashin and Jashin only! I love being a jashinist! It f***in' rocks! The only down side of everything is that I'm not allowed to touch women…

Kakuzu: So you're a virgin? *chuckles to self*

Hidan: *smirks* I may not be allowed to, but I find a way… *glances at Frenchy, Didi, Flames and immortal-lover14*

Frenchy, Didi, Flames and immortal-lover14: O.o *whispers to audience* Help us!

Konan: (Who has not had one line in this chapter): Um, can we get on with it?

Pain: (Also no lines): Yeah, we ARE S-rank criminals! We have things to do!

Frenchy: Like what?

Pein: …criminal…stuff…

Didi: RIIIIIGGGGHHHHHTTT! Next question is from FlamesOfHelloKitteh, wait, you're here with us! Whatcha gotta say girlfriend!

Flames: I wrote OKAY! First of all, I am not stupid :O (Read last chappie to understand) and secondly, don't make me get my OC Kaida kick you asses! And another thing! Let's say you were all trapped in a bus with me, Didi and Frenchy and we sang 99 bottles of sake on za wall what the hell would you do to cope? o.o

Zetsu: (Holy s*** I forgot about him!) Why are you so…retarded…?

Flames: I AM NOT RETARDED! DX *chases Zetsu around base with weed killer*

Frenchy: Anyhow, what do you guys say?

Itachi: First off, you are stupid, two I would sharingan all of you. 72 hours of torture for each of you…

Didi: That's kind of pervy, dude, don't cha think? I mean come on. You get inside our brains and "do stuff" to us for 72 hours…

Itachi: -_-"

Kisame: Could I...have some of the 99 bottles of sake?

Flames: Sure! *hands over 99 bottles of sake to Kisame*

Kisame: *Has tears in eyes* THANK YOU SO MUCH! :'DDDDD

Konan: Um, I don't know…I like you guys but that would annoy me…I might throw you out of the bus.

Didi: That's ok. That's just how we roll.

Pein: …I would either go insane or kill you all in a big bloody massacre…

Hidan: Hey s***head! That was my answer!

Sasori: Mine too…

Tobi: I WOULD SING WIT JOO!

Flames, Frenchy, and Didi: F*** YEAH! *high fives Tobi*

Kakuzu: Try to bribe you to shut up…

Didi and Flames: THAT WOULD NEVER WORK! *stands up and does Epic Might Guy pose*

Frenchy: ...I would stop if he told me too…

Didi: That's cuz you wuv him~ ;)

Frenchy: *blushes* N-No…SHUT UP DIDI!

Kakuzu: ...hn...*is slightly happy about that*

Flames & Tobi: FRENCHY AND KAKUZU SITTIN' IN A TREE, K-I-S-S-ING…

Frenchy: *Gibb's slaps them* SHUT UP!

Didi: ~Sooo Dei? ~

Deidara: Probably get drunk with Kisame…If I tried to kill you, I would probably end up killing all of us with my bombs…

Didi: A drunk, possibly unconscious Deidara? *drools just thinking about it*

Deidara: O/ / / / / / / / /O She really scares me…

Flames: THAT'S JUST WHAT SHE DO!

Frenchy: Yurp! You might want to lock your door Deidara…

Zetsu: …I would definitely kill you…and eat Frenchy

Frenchy: O.o Why just me?

Zetsu: Flames and Didi…probably taste weird

Flames & Didi: -_-"

Frenchy: Well, that's flattering...in a weird cannibalistic way...

Zetsu: ^.^

Didi: Well, that's the end of our show! And there is NOT and I repeat NOT going to be a part 3! *audience boos* Yes, I know, I know it's unfair...But don't worry! There will be more amazing things to come in the future! I assure you! *does Might Guy pose*

Frenchy: *sweat drops* O…k…

Flames: LATER! *waves to audience*

We would like to thank our readers, who gave us such nice reviews, the people who added this story to their alert list or favorite list, and those of you who stuck with us when updates were slow. We love you guys!

Thanks For Reviewing: Tiryn, Pop'n'Lock7, Sakura2k6, MegassaTheBomber, DarkSacredJewelXoX,k1tties12, Starpelt-The-Saneless, immortal-lover14, Starcatcher-shadow, rechanxramenxlover, Fullmetal Gary, miragechick2, nats10art, Sasu1sSold2Emika, rockychaos, Aka Sasori no yuki, Akatsuki's a bang, Bookworm73,

Special thanks to IrishFrenchy and FlamesOfHelloKitteh for helping me with the story! Luv you guys!

Bye! XD

~Didi