One Shot # 1

Movie – Wizard of Oz

Show – Doctor Who


Dorothy – Donna Noble

Scarecrow – The Doctor

Tin Man – Captain Jack

Cowardly Lion – Mickey Smith

Glinda the Good – Martha Jones

Wicked Witch – Rose Tyler

Donna sat in the shade of a tree. The Doctor sat off to the side inspecting the surroundings area while Jack helped Mickey with his um, problem. Donna sighing in the uncomfortable silence brought her legs to her chest, resting her chin on her knees.

"So do any of guys know anything about the wicked witch?" Donna asked looking between her three friends.

"No. I'm not quite sure how long I was rusted, but I've never herd of her till now." Jack said pulling some thorns from the lions main.

"Ow!" Mickey cried out. Donna chuckled. She looked down at the red trainers Martha the good had so graciously bestowed upon her. Not! Mickey rubbed his sore fur and scooted away from Jack.

"People say she's really man. Frankly I'm too scared to even listen to them. Just thinking about her I get the chills." He shuddered dramatically. Donna shook her head. She outstretched her legs and rested her head against the trunk of the tree.

"Naw, I don't think she's man. Her features are kinda beautiful." She paused and looked at the Doctor.

"What about you Doctor know 'er?" Donna asked. Jack and Mickey looked over at him. He froze. What was he supposed to say now?

"Nope. Well nothing more than what we all know that it." Donna eyed him suspiciously.

"Liar." She said. The Doctor looked at her hurt.

"Why I would never." Donna scoffed and crawled over to him. He stared at him and poked him with her finer. Loose straw fell from his hat. He placed two hands firmly on her shoulders and pushed her away.

"Why are you lying?" She asked.

"Why don't you know personal space?" He asked her gingerly.

"So he knows her!" Mickey shirked. Donna stood up abruptly fallowed by Jack and Mickey.

"So he's a traitor then!" Jack sneered. The Doctor stood up. Donna crossed her arms and shook her head.

"No. I think he knows more that what he says, but I don't think he would betray us like that." Donna eyed him a moment longer before walking a few steps.

"Alright let's continue to her castle. The sooner we get there the sooner we get her broom and that means I'm on my way home." She smiled.

"Oh and Doctor its fine that you won't share what you know, and I won't pester you about it, but" Donna turned and glared at him. "I do not appreciate being lied to." With that she turned back around walked off.

The Doctor stood and watched as he was left alone to think.

Well that certainly could have been worse. At least I didn't get slapped again. But I mean what was I supposed to say? Oh yeah. I know Rose! I used to love her before I was a Scarecrow. But don't worry she thinks I'm dead and I like you know.

Yeah that would go over wonderfully. She'd think me mad! I'd think me mad hearing that!

The Doctor sighed and jogged to catch up with everyone. Soon enough the four friends disappeared into the thick smoggy forest that led to the Wicked Witches castle.