A/N: This is for raffle winner reokumaurer! My apologies for the wait!
Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII.
Warning(s): Hojo is not evil in this fic! Well, not as evil…Hahaha! Language, implied smex and…well, you're just gonna have to read to find out the rest! ^^
When Sephiroth received his mako shot, he felt alright, until he went into his office and tried to read his important documents, only to find that everything became blurry and he blacked out. He didn't expect the following morning to find a crying cadet standing in the doorway of his apartment with a large bag by his feet. Not knowing what to do, and still quite sleepy, he asked the cadet a question as nicely as he could.
"Who are you and what the hell are you doing at my door with your suitcase?"
Well…maybe not as nice as he wanted it to be, but it made the cadet stop crying in order to answer him.
"I-I'm pregnant and I-"
Sephiroth's eyes widened, sleep completely drained from his eyes. This was a male in front of him…right?
"Yes I'm a male."
Oh shit! He said that out loud?
"Y-yes you did and you just did it again…"
"…Oh. But that doesn't explain why you are telling me this…"
"It's you're baby."
Sephiroth narrowed his eyes at the spiky blond blue-eyed cadet.
"Who put you up to this? It was Genesis wasn't it? The redheaded bastard…"
"Put me up to what!"
"To tell me all of this as a joke."
"I'm not joking! I'm serious! I don't even know who Genesis is! Here's the doctor's note if you don't believe me!" The crying cadet said as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a folded sheet of paper and handed it to him. Sephiroth rolled his eyes before snatching the paper out of the cadet's hand and half-assed read it until he got to the part where the doctor said the boy was indeed pregnant. His eyes widened in shock and disbelief until he read where the doctor said the boy was four weeks along. He folded the paper back up with a smirk on his face and handed it back to the cadet.
"Sorry, but I'm not the one that knocked you up. It says here that you're four weeks along and I'm pretty sure I would remember if I had sex four weeks ago, which I didn't. I was on a mission."
The boy ceased his crying and stared at him as if he had five heads. He was on a mission four weeks ago…right?
"No, you weren't on a mission four weeks ago. You literally pounced on me and ripped my clothes off when I walked through your office door to try and hand you a message from my drill sergeant. After we, well you know…you've been taking me out on dates and I practically live with now since you've let me spend the night here for the past weeks! And you told me yesterday to pack my stuff for me to move in with you after I come back from my doctor's appointment this morning!"
"Yes you did! Seriously Seph are you on drugs?" the boy said with a brow raised.
"I am not on drugs! How dare you even think of asking me such a thing! And don't call me 'Seph'! It's 'sir' or 'general' to you cadet!" Sephiroth yelled in embarrassment at not being able to remember anything the boy said that he did. What the hell is going on! Why couldn't he remember anything! One would think they would definitely remember telling another person that they could move in with them… Sephiroth came out of his thoughts when the cadet began to cry again.
"You really don't remember…do you?"
As much as Sephiroth wanted to close the door on the crying boy that couldn't be older than sixteen, he found himself trapped in emotional clear blue eyes that demanded an answer. Sephiroth sighed.
"I'm sorry…all I remember is getting-"
Sephiroth's eyes widened in shock before he narrowed them in anger.
"Dammit! I knew something wasn't right with that mako shot!"
"What are you talking about?" the boy said in confusion.
"Come with me. I need to visit a certain doctor that knows exactly what's going on…" Sephiroth said as he grabbed the cadet's arm and led him down the hallway.
"Hey! What about my bag asshole!" The cadet shouted as he yanked his arm out of his hold and glared at him. Sephiroth glared back at the boy for calling him an asshole but let out a frustrated sigh in defeat as he walked back to his apartment, grabbed the bag on the floor before tossing it in the room, ignored the boy yelling for him not to throw his stuff down the hall, locked his apartment door, walked back towards the boy, grabbed his arm and lead them towards the elevator.
"I really don't see what the hell is so damn funny Hojo…"
After Sephiroth finished telling him what happened this morning and what he could remember, he became pissed off when the scientist busted out laughing and dropped his test tube on the floor. Just his luck…the one time he goes to the bastard for help, he laughs with that hideous laugh of his.
"I'm sorry, but it's hilarious that I accidentally injected you with a hormone injection instead of a mako one! All this time I thought Hollander stole it from me and come to find out that I gave it to you instead! Isn't that funny! Hehehe!"
"No it's not funny! This cadet is pregnant and-"
Sephiroth stopped yelling when he noticed that the cadet was laughing along with Hojo. And boy had the nerve to ask him if he was on drugs…
"Why are you laughing when you were just crying about being pregnant not too long ago!"
Sephiroth yelled at the cadet.
"Because it was a funny mistake."
"No, it's not! How is me blacking out for four weeks and ending up making you pregnant funny! AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES A PROBLEM WITH THIS!" Sephiroth yelled.
"Um Seph…are you sure that you're not on drugs?" The cadet asked as he began to giggle. Sephiroth stared at the cadet before sighing.
"What was in that hormone injection Hojo?"
"I don't know." Hojo said as he threw his hands up and shrugged his shoulders. Sephiroth felt his face turn red with anger at the man standing in front of him as he vaguely heard the cadet laughing again.
"How the fuck do you not know?" Sephiroth grounded out, trying to keep from unleashing his anger on the idiot who just so happens to be the only person that could help them, more like him on the matter since the cadet seemed to be alright with all of this and had no problems with the situation whatsoever.
"Hmm…how to put this in a way that you don't get mad… I was visiting Hollander's lab and saw something shiny and realized that it was a hormone injection since it said so on the label. I decided to take it to see what was in it and when I got back into my lab, you were already sitting in a chair complaining about me not being in the lab and that you were going to be late for work so I stuck you with the closest thing I had near by so you could shut up and leave my lab, which just so happened to be the hormone injection."
"…I should really use Masamune on you right about now…"
"What good will that do? We need a doctor to go to for check ups on the baby's development." The cadet said as he frowned at him.
"We…?" Sephiroth said in confusion.
"Yes 'we'. It takes two people to make a baby and there will be two people to raise one. No ifs and or buts about it."
"From my perspective, I was forced into making a baby…"
"And I think you should go back home or to someone that will take care of you and the baby."
"Then let's go home then! I'm starving and I want you to make me pancakes!" The cadet said happily.
"What! I'm not taking care of you and I don't know how to make pancakes!"
"You did when you were high…"
"For the last time I was never on drugs!"
"That's not what Hojo said!" The cadet giggled and Sephiroth rolled his eyes and let out a frustrated sigh.
"I swear you and Zack are related…" Sephiroth muttered.
"Hey! I know Zack! He tells me about you all of the time!"
"Great… I don't even know you're name kid…"
"It's Cloud Strife. Do you have a last name by the way?"
"Not to my knowledge… Why?"
"Oh nothing… I just wanted to see what my last name would change to when we get married, but I'll settle with being called Mrs. Sephiroth or you can take my last name and-"
Sephiroth's eyes widened at the blond before he let out a loud and frustrated yell, which had yet to cease the blond's rant about them having a large wedding with lots and lots of pancakes since he was a huge fan of them.
To Be Continued… :)
A/N: Poor Sephy… things are going to get worse for him…and better for Cloud! Hahaha!