Sherlock drjwatson I need you.
About 1 hour ago

Sherlock My idiot flatmate says it might be better if I don't tweet anymore.
About 3 hours ago

Sherlock lestrade Wrong. I'll be in in an hour. Don't send car. Turtles!
About 5 hours ago

Sherlock I confess that there are mysteries that baffle even me.
About 5 hours ago

Sherlock Going back to bed.
About 6 hours ago

Sherlock sdonovan You must have some tips?
About 6 hours ago

Sherlock #3patchproblems How does one clear the air after an innebriated sexual encounter?
About 6 hours ago

Sherlock Gn t alsng ;;& bfd nov
About 11 hours ago

Sherlock lestrade WRNOG.
About 11 hours ago

Sherlock found
About 11 hours ago

Sherlock Too manypeopple lostjohn drjwatson where are y
About 11 hours ago

Sherlock drjwatson Need you where are you
About 11 hours ago

Sherlock KAraOKE!
About 12 hours ago

Sherlock Criminal isgoingg into a bar
About 14 hours ago

Sherlock Criminal isgoing
About 14 hours ago

Sherlock We think have seen criminal! Goingto havea look...
About 14 hours ago

Sherlock Nt a date!
About 15 hours ago

Sherlock I, howevre, am in total psosession of my senses(
About 15 hours ago

Sherlock methinks drjwatson had had one tipple too many.
About 15 hours ago

Sherlock stephenfry No reason!
About 16 hours ago

Sherlock sweetgirl24 It was just a hunch.
About 16 hours ago

Sherlock stephenfry The name 'Moriarty' doesn't ring any bells, does?
About 16 hours ago

Sherlock stephenfry Good to hear you're a fan.
About 16 hours ago

Sherlock Retired to The White Hart to quaff a pint of London Pride.
About 16 hours ago

Sherlock Tweeting on a date may well be unacceptable, anderson, but so is your face.
About 17 hours ago

Sherlock lestrade No, I'm not coming in tonight. I'm on a date. Tomorrow!
About 17 hours ago

Sherlock lestrade What can it be like in your tiny minds? Ok, I'll give you a clue: turtles.
About 17 hours ago

Sherlock lestrade sdonovan anderson Wrong.
About 17 hours ago

Sherlock harrywatson No, it is not a date.
About 17 hours ago

Sherlock In a rather excellent Chinese in Holborn with drjwatson. Highly recommended. Impeccable spring rolls.
About 18 hours ago

Sherlock barackobama Please email me with further details & I'll get back to you #3patchproblem
About 23 hours ago

Sherlock Doesn't anyone have any less DULL #3patchproblems? I might as well do the Sudoko.
About 23 hours ago

Sherlock allyallyo I suspect your boyfriend has something to do with it - ask him #3patchproblems
About 23 hours ago

Sherlock singlensexy A simple over-the-counter cream should suffice. #3patchproblems
About 23 hours ago

Sherlock sweetgirl24 Try looking in the cupboard under the sink #3patchproblems
About 23 hours ago

Sherlock Has anyone got any #3patchproblems they require solving? I'm at a loose end.
About 23 hours ago

Sherlock drjwatson Bring milk.
1 day ago

Sherlock drjwatson I need you. Might be dangerous.
1 day ago

Sherlock No food in the house. No milk.
1 day ago

Sherlock drjwatson I already have you for that. And my skull.
1 day ago

Sherlock drjwatson How do I use this blasted thing? If I don't understand, what chance do others have?
1 day ago

Sherlock I hope that you're aware that most of you aren't worth interacting with.
1 day ago

Sherlock My idiot flatmate said this would help me to interact with people.
1 day ago